I think a tiny piece of my brain just broke

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Xaldin and Xigbar do not cuddle on the couch in front of the fire.

I'm sorry. I just don't think they would. They don't strike me as the cuddly types. At the very least not with each other.

This is how I'm seeing an attempt cuddle in my head:

Xigbar: Get your facial fuzz out of my face, Sideburns McGee.
Xaldin: Get your person out of my near vicinity before I impale you. Through your good eye.
Xigbar: Ooooh. I'm scared now.

...That could still be shippy, right?

I just don't know anymore.