Crossing over is not always the best formula!

[sentienttoaster]

I normally wouldn't create a rant about bad crossovers...but, Kingdom Hearts is a game where crossovers come up a lot and the fandom also seems to enjoy it. But like most things in fandom fun can range from Axel driving a bus for nobodies to the Olympics, to Mickey Mouse becoming a rapist/murderer because Disney is EVILSo I ask you, what is the

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[lynxgriffin]

OHGOD TWILIGHT

Watch, now Nobodies ~SPARKLE~ in the sunlight! 8D

...And also, I'm pretty sure most people use "Orgy" precisely because of that "hidden context."

[sentienttoaster]

Like I said, I cried. Tears...of blood.

Maybe that's Xion's weapon, sparkling! I hate the fact that they sparkle in sunlight! I mean, they are describe to be like marble...but marble doesn't sparkle like somesort of unicorn! And even it there was a unicorn in KH, it would be Sora's and it would shoot lazer beams from its eyes! He'd named it Princess.

Yeah, but every now and then you find someone who dosen't know the hidden context and you just have to laugh!

[tunasaladsonnet]

Twilight/KH? Did it by any chance include Axel burning sparkly vampires? Or Zexion analyzing the psycological messedupness that is Edward/Bella?

Or Emmett and Lexaeus hanging out and being utter badasses together? Srsly, he is the only reason I read these books.

...Mickey Mouse becoming a rapist/murderer because Disney is EVIL.

PARDON.

...LOLOLOL JACOB+SAÏX DISCUSSION ABOUT FULL MOONS. AHAHAHA I MIGHT NEED TO WRITE THAT.

[cygna_hime]

Quoth Axel, "The sparkling just makes them better targets!"

Vexen just wants to dissect one and find out *why* they sparkle. I can't really blame him for this.

HERE IS THE SOUND OF ME ENCOURAGING YOU.

[tunasaladsonnet]

Vexen would. And Xigbar would totally go out and hunt them.

Vexen: "The venom appears to effect the skin cells... in a most peculiar manner."
Xigbar: "How so?"
Vexen: "They sparkle."
Xigbar: "...They what."
V: "Sparkle. In sunlight."
Xi: "As opposed to bursting into flame?"
V: "Apparenlty."
Xi: "Dude. Lock and load. I'm off to get the pansiest specimens to ever be experimented on."

...Or something.

Now that I think about it, Twilight becomes about a million times better when crossover'd with something else. At least whatever fandom you're crossing it with has some semblance of sense.

*ADDS IT TO PILE OF THINGS I HAVE TO WRITE.*

[cygna_hime]

You have to write this. Seriously.

Also, my sister says, "Carlisle and Vexen should hang out and RULE THE WORLD with SCIENCE." I don't know what she means, not having reading Twilight; I merely pass on. She also encourages me to encourage you to write this, which I do. Because it would be hilarious. And we both agree that this snippet is love. (And she likes Twilight.)

[yui_hime]

Pretty sure most of the people who use "Orgy" use it because they want the buttsecksing. My friends and I usually refer to it as the "Org" or just the Organization.

[sentienttoaster]

See, I don't mind Org so much. But Orgy bothers me than someone who obviously doesn't know what it means uses it. Just- "Orgy 13 goes on a picnic!" I have to go, "They don't need to go on a picnic to have sex! That's what they have Axel for!".

...Also your icon gives me a new fear of airplanes!

[someidiot]

Does Disneyfan01's "original story" that is just like Kingdom Hearts except she swears it isn't count? She crosses that with a lot of crazy shit.

[tunasaladsonnet]

That thing was... yeah it was pretty bad. She's been banned from DeviantArt now, but she was traveling with Donald and Goofy. And she had gotten some magic sword from King Mickey, or something? I don't remember. :/

[someidiot]

No, actually, she's back from dA after her account got hacked by ED. Instead of Disneyfan01, though, she's Disneyfan-01.

[pig_catapult]

I've used the abbreviation "Orgy" in an ironic context before, I think, but I usually just call them "Org. XIII" or "The Org".

Hmmmm... the Org....

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED.

[yui_hime]

Win.

[ariaalways]

This is made of much awesome :D