Titanic...not again

[evershadowangel]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4247470/1/Oblivia
WTF?

So, like copying the Titanic script, calling the ship "Oblivia" (If this was a film, we can see the wrecked bow to the 2008 bow of Oblivia, lol whut?) and changing the original names with those of the poor Kingdom Hearts characters is a NO,NO!

Especially when it contains gay "sexual nudity"

Roxas

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[harpie_siren]

Ugh, who was Jack and who was Rose?
Please don't tell me it was Axel and Roxas.

[evershadowangel]

BINGO

[harpie_siren]

Terrific....

[dorkage]

Was it just the flashback part of the ship sinking, or did they do the entire movie?

Because I'm picturing Roxas as a crusty old man, and it's pretty funny.

[llivla]

Omg, you think he'd be cranky and crack-addict!to tea like Cid?

[harpie_siren]

HAHAHAHA!

Sephiroth the newscaster!

[llivla]

“What’s it, nana?” Sora asked looking at the old man, Roxas.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nana. And the writer repeatedly leaves in the 'she' pronoun business despite clearly stating Roxas is indeed still a 'he.'

And Kairi = Roxas' mom. Rofls.

[sira]

“At Cherbourg, a woman came aboard named Aerith Brown, but we called her Ritha” Old Roxas narrated, “History would call her the Unsinkable Ritha Brown."

That was me skimming out of morbid curiosity (I'm positive it's not the worst part, but it had to be pointed out) and dfgsdh WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH GAINSBOROUGH. and why is it necessary to call her "Ritha" sdfgsd humanity, I weep for you.

A++ on the post, though. I think I can die traumatized knowing that this exists now. ♥

[akino_ame]

Wait, if Aerith = Ritha, then does that lead to Aeritha? And she did survive, right?