axel/roxas oocness rant D:

Jul 23, 2006 23:30

um, yeah, first time posting here. D: i hope no one's posted a rant like this before, but i don't think anyone has? oh well. whatever. i've seen a couple of (badly written) fanfics based around the thing i'm going to rant about, so it's not like it's completely random or something. anyway.

NOW. TIME TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. >:|

okay, seriously. roxas and axel were/are best friends. they were best friends when they were in the organization together, and they sort of fell apart after roxas left and the shit hit the fan. usually, when you're friends with someone, you're nice to one another. you don't go around beating the crap out of that person for no reason, especially if you're with said person romantically. also, axel (no matter how much he cares about a person and no matter how much he is obsessed with a person) would not stand idly by while roxas goes ahead and kicks the shit out of him. he would not let roxas hurt him (even if he ~loves~ him) because it is, hi, AXEL. no matter the circumstances, if that little blonde bastard started laying punches on him, axel would rip his fucking head off and serve it to him for breakfast. period. end of story.

and roxas? i don't care how much of an asshole you think he was when he was in the organization, i HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY DOUBT that he went around randomly beating people up or torturing his friends. roxas is not some random thug from the ghetto. roxas is 500x cooler than that and 500x cooler than your horribly ooc fanfic.

oh, and axel lets roxas torture/beat him because he's whipped, you say? NO. IT IS STILL AXEL. AXEL > GOD. AXEL > YOU. AXEL WOULD CASTRATE ROXAS FOR EVEN ASSUMING HE'D ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN. AXEL WOULD RATHER BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF BEFORE LETTING SOMEONE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

so, in short: bastardizing roxas = no. wimpinizing/patheticizing axel = no. roxas is not an evil boy bent on destruction, and axel is not some pathetic and abused dolt. sorry, fanbrats. time to take your crap fantasies somewhere else.

akuroku, ooc

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