hey you. come here and let me choke you.
FOR THE GODDAMN SAKE OF FANDOM. QUIT YOUR BITCHING ABOUT MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS. YOU STUPID FANTWERPS, COME HERE SO I CAN CHOKE YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH A BASEBALL BAT, YOU IDIOT.
It doesn't matter if I like Xaldin over LOVELYCUDDLYAWW AXYYCHAN. In my opinion, I like both of them. Both belong to the same organization, have met each other before, respect each other, and are very good fighters and manipulators. Both own very sharp, pointy weapons, are badass, and are also sarcastic.
JUST BECAUSE XALDIN IS NOT POPULAR DOES NOT GIVE YOU A GODDAMN EXCUSE TO BASH MY CHOICE AND GO 'EWW, XALDIN IS UGLY!' NO IT DOES NOT.
Lexaeus! Again, LEXAEUS IS NOT STUPID. HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL SIX! APPRENTICE TO ANSEM! SCIENTISTS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! SO HE DOESN'T ACTIVELY SEEK OUT FIGHTS. THAT MAKE HIM A WUSS? NO IT DOESN'T YOU ASSHOLES. IT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A WUSS. HE HAS AN AMAZING CONTROL OVER DARKNESS, WAS GOOD ENOUGH WHEN BATTLING RIKU- IF IT WASN'T FOR HIS APPEARANCE, HE'D FUCKING TRUMP AXEL EVERYTIME IT COMES TO IT!
XIGBAR. IS NOT A SURFER DUDE. HE SPEAKS LIKE ONE, ACTS LIKE ONE, BEAR IN MIND HE WAS ALSO ONE OF THE ORIGINAL SIX. HOMIES, YOU CAN PLAY HIM LIKE A SURFER DUDE, BUT KEEP IN MIND HE'S AS VIOLENT AS ANY NOBODY, TAKE YOUR PICK. HE ONLY HAS A DIFFERENT WAY TO APPROACH IT.
ZEXION. NOT EMO. ENOUGH SAID.
YOU. FAN BRAT. STOP ABUSING AXEL. OKAY? SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND STOP BITCHING ABOUT HOW 'YOU AND AXEL' WERE MEANT TO BE. CAN YOU SEE MY FACIAL EXPRESSION?: GOOD. THAT'S VERY GOOD. THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE AXEL FEEL LIKE HE HAS A HEART NUIMBER AT TWO. ONE, IF YOU MUST. SORA AND ROXAS. GOT IT? HE WILL NOT FUCK YOUR MARY-SUE, HE IS NOT YOUR MARY-SUE'S BOYFRIEND, HE IS ASEXUAL, OR IF YOU REALLY MUST PAIR HIM UP, LARXENE WILL DO, BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY MATCHED. ROXAS AND AXEL= HE CARES DEEPLY ABOUT HIM, BUT I FORGOT WHEN CARING DEEPLY MEANT BUTTSEX AT EVERY TURN.
IT DOES NOT. OKAY? THANK YOU, BITCHES!
ALSO, THE TERM IS FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE A HEART. NOT ACTUALLY HAVE A HEART. THEREFORE THERE IS NOT AN ACTUAL HEART. AND HE CANNOT GAIN ONE. AND THAT IS HIS LINE. OKAY? AND NOBODIES ARE CREATED! THEREFORE, YOUR LAME MARY SUE AND AXEL CANNOT GET IT ON AND HAVE BABIES. BECAUSE BABY NOBODIES WOULD BE JUST SCARY, AND VIOLATING ALL THE RULES OF NATURE. NOBODIES ARE CREATED, NOT BORN, AND IF THEY WERE, IT WOULD MEAN THAT THE BABY WOULD HAVE TO BE SERIOUSLY FREAKY.
OKAY?
DEMYX/VEXEN/MARLUXIA/XEMNAS= THESE MEMBERS ARE NOT HERE FOR NOTHING. THIS ORGANIZATION IS MADE AND COMPROMIZED OUT OF 13 STRONG WILLED NOBODIES, BORN FROM A STRONG HEART. GET IT? STRONG HEART! THEY ARE NOT HERE FOR SHIT AND GIGGLES! EXAMPLES?
Demyx: He kicks all of our asses in time battles. When Sora called him heartless? Whooboy. That's a can of whoopass right there.
Vexen: Gods above, he was standing up to Marluxia, Larxene and Axel. He didn't suceed, but at least he tried to act on his own accord. Don't think he's some wussy safe mad scientist.
Marluxia: TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE ORGANIZATION, SO SHUT UP WITH YOUR 'OH MY GOD MARLUXIA IS SUCH A FLOWER FAIRY.'
Xemnas: Started the WHOLE DAMN ORGANIZATION.
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It doesn't matter if I like Xaldin over LOVELYCUDDLYAWW AXYYCHAN. In my opinion, I like both of them. Both belong to the same organization, have met each other before, respect each other, and are very good fighters and manipulators. Both own very sharp, pointy weapons, are badass, and are also sarcastic.
JUST BECAUSE XALDIN IS NOT POPULAR DOES NOT GIVE YOU A GODDAMN EXCUSE TO BASH MY CHOICE AND GO 'EWW, XALDIN IS UGLY!' NO IT DOES NOT.
Lexaeus! Again, LEXAEUS IS NOT STUPID. HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL SIX! APPRENTICE TO ANSEM! SCIENTISTS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! SO HE DOESN'T ACTIVELY SEEK OUT FIGHTS. THAT MAKE HIM A WUSS? NO IT DOESN'T YOU ASSHOLES. IT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A WUSS. HE HAS AN AMAZING CONTROL OVER DARKNESS, WAS GOOD ENOUGH WHEN BATTLING RIKU- IF IT WASN'T FOR HIS APPEARANCE, HE'D FUCKING TRUMP AXEL EVERYTIME IT COMES TO IT!
XIGBAR. IS NOT A SURFER DUDE. HE SPEAKS LIKE ONE, ACTS LIKE ONE, BEAR IN MIND HE WAS ALSO ONE OF THE ORIGINAL SIX. HOMIES, YOU CAN PLAY HIM LIKE A SURFER DUDE, BUT KEEP IN MIND HE'S AS VIOLENT AS ANY NOBODY, TAKE YOUR PICK. HE ONLY HAS A DIFFERENT WAY TO APPROACH IT.
ZEXION. NOT EMO. ENOUGH SAID.
YOU. FAN BRAT. STOP ABUSING AXEL. OKAY? SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND STOP BITCHING ABOUT HOW 'YOU AND AXEL' WERE MEANT TO BE. CAN YOU SEE MY FACIAL EXPRESSION?: GOOD. THAT'S VERY GOOD. THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE AXEL FEEL LIKE HE HAS A HEART NUIMBER AT TWO. ONE, IF YOU MUST. SORA AND ROXAS. GOT IT? HE WILL NOT FUCK YOUR MARY-SUE, HE IS NOT YOUR MARY-SUE'S BOYFRIEND, HE IS ASEXUAL, OR IF YOU REALLY MUST PAIR HIM UP, LARXENE WILL DO, BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY MATCHED. ROXAS AND AXEL= HE CARES DEEPLY ABOUT HIM, BUT I FORGOT WHEN CARING DEEPLY MEANT BUTTSEX AT EVERY TURN.
IT DOES NOT. OKAY? THANK YOU, BITCHES!
ALSO, THE TERM IS FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE A HEART. NOT ACTUALLY HAVE A HEART. THEREFORE THERE IS NOT AN ACTUAL HEART. AND HE CANNOT GAIN ONE. AND THAT IS HIS LINE. OKAY? AND NOBODIES ARE CREATED! THEREFORE, YOUR LAME MARY SUE AND AXEL CANNOT GET IT ON AND HAVE BABIES. BECAUSE BABY NOBODIES WOULD BE JUST SCARY, AND VIOLATING ALL THE RULES OF NATURE. NOBODIES ARE CREATED, NOT BORN, AND IF THEY WERE, IT WOULD MEAN THAT THE BABY WOULD HAVE TO BE SERIOUSLY FREAKY.
OKAY?
DEMYX/VEXEN/MARLUXIA/XEMNAS= THESE MEMBERS ARE NOT HERE FOR NOTHING. THIS ORGANIZATION IS MADE AND COMPROMIZED OUT OF 13 STRONG WILLED NOBODIES, BORN FROM A STRONG HEART. GET IT? STRONG HEART! THEY ARE NOT HERE FOR SHIT AND GIGGLES! EXAMPLES?
Demyx: He kicks all of our asses in time battles. When Sora called him heartless? Whooboy. That's a can of whoopass right there.
Vexen: Gods above, he was standing up to Marluxia, Larxene and Axel. He didn't suceed, but at least he tried to act on his own accord. Don't think he's some wussy safe mad scientist.
Marluxia: TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE ORGANIZATION, SO SHUT UP WITH YOUR 'OH MY GOD MARLUXIA IS SUCH A FLOWER FAIRY.'
Xemnas: Started the WHOLE DAMN ORGANIZATION.
Pardon the ultra bolded font.