HAPPY ANNIVERSARY KHFFR!
Today marks a momentous occurrence in the history of KHFFR...actually, several different occurrences! May 1st was the one-year anniversary of KHFFR, but because of this and several other events, they have all been combined into one great event! So welcome, one and all, to:
KHFanficRants' First Anniversary Block Party: A Celebration of Badfic!
That's right! This block party includes revamped sporkings, rating lists, famous memories, prizes, and tons more! As today (5/5) is also Lexaeus Day, as decreed by high moddess Leiko for her birthday (also today!), Lexaeus will be our master of ceremonies for this celebration of badfic.
Wanna relive the horror for the sake of Easter Eggs? Then go on and download Snakes on a Sora: Platinum Edition!
And don't forget the free banner! (Right-click "Save As" to save it to your own computer; please don't hotlink!)
Our Top Five Ranters are:
1) __fantine - 80 posts
2) beautiful_spine - 64 posts
3) leikomgwtfbbq - 58 posts
4) lynxgriffin - 46 posts
5) raina_chan/aphonetic - 40 posts
Many congratulations! Comment, and you'll be given your prize!
If you're curious as to where you fall in overall standing, you can download the complete ranter list!
The Top Five posts with the most comments are:
1) With 218 comments, potato_thief asks: where are the rare pairings?
2) With 204 comments, princeali_m_fan complains about the "too Disney" arguments.
3) With 204 comments, princeali_m_fan's search for Disney on ff.net brings a rant!
4) With 195 comments, princeali_m_fan introduces the world's most psychotic Saix fan! Princeali, you comment whore!
5) With 190 comments, miriamthebat initiates KHFFR's first stint on Fandom_Wank.
Our Top Five wankiest moments are:
1) Smile, you're on Fandom_Wank! When a tried-and-true argument of het vs. yaoi springs up, others from comms such as antiyaoi get involved, and it all goes downhill from there. A fan of het, yaoi or both? Either way, the spooge's on you!
2) The first and greatest of wanks! (This did not get the #1 slot, as it did not end up on F_W.) When AkuRoku day strikes on August 13th, its already-frenzy fans get so frenzied they come out of the woodwork to pick a fight! Or just to be obnoxious. Either way, the comm takes the bait!
3) A wank starring one of our famous offenders! The offending fanartist in question may be violating basic rules of common sense by claiming Axel is copyrighted to her, but things take a turn for the worse when trolls invade and bring racism into the fray! (Don't worry, Axel really does love black people!)
4) Wank from within that found its way to many a personal journal! You know it's bound to happen when the OP labels their post an anti-rant. Concrit and elitism gone meta? You decide!
5) And finally, wank crossing over to its source! A post complaining about reactions to some fun genderbending!Kairi art finds its way back to riku_x_sora, and the resulting arguments initiate the ever-useful flock! Misogyny cleanup on aisle five, anyone?
- levikitty first brings us Lexa, Axel’s sister. Much later, via yamikonumber7, Lexa returns!
- ____ero__sennin shares his thoughts on the Organization.
- beautiful_spine reveals that Sora is Jesus, Mickey is God!
- darknessdivine would like to remind us that yes, there is a difference between male and female bodies.
- kangaroop presents a canon reference list; a list that is still being updated today!
- alba_aulbath would like you to know that Saix isn’t a werewolf because you got up on the hydra’s back.
- lynxgriffin gets pissed at a Kairi-bashing comic by Kimchii. This prompts another rant by chibi_elf, who is stunned by the same artist’s capslock and emoticon-drugged journal post of stupidity. But uh oh, Kimchii comes back when chibi_elf finds even more stupidity based on FM covers!
- alba_aulbath begins her rant-sporks!
- AKUROKU DAY STRIKES! enelar weighs in, drkhearted brings the wank, leikomgwtfbbq brandishes the mod hammer, and tegurunrampant reminds us to count our blessings, and finally midnight12181 gives us a commemorative banner!
- beautiful_spine offers up a handy guide to height comparisons.
- blackstronghold tells us all to hide from alternate pairings, oh noes! voodoobob follows it up with trying to negotiate with the fanbrat who wouldn’t listen.
- Thanks to moongoddesscyn, the Demyx Anti-Defamation Squad is born!
- thenena finds nothing other than Greek gods shooting massive amounts of holy sperm!
- Need some tunes for this party? tegurunrampant brings the music!
- Remember a certain Axel-loving OC with strange face marks, wings and a black panther? lynxgriffin brings her to KHFFR to the horror of all. Later, yamikonumber7 introduces the stxork! This is soon followed up by reverse_sky finding copyright infringement. But xsyntheticsmile warns when trolls attack!
- __fantine asks: post your worst badfic!
- cici_chan says that wait! Sora isn’t supposed to be a blonde!
- oblivilynn gives us a community meeting song!
- leikomgwtfbbq hosts a tombstone party!
- princeali_m_fan discovers the world’s most psychotic Sa'i'x fan!
- lamento_eroico presents the webpage of a thousand Sues!
- almost_eatable asks: what’s your crackiest OTP?
- twistedsinews asks the comm to share their four unpopular opinions.
- schizotypal finds a fanbrat that insists Axel is NOT a Yaoi.
- fyredra introduces the infamous 'Liquid Fire'! Later, aphonetic gives a new rant on its woes! More rants soon follow!
- silvercables is warning us people: She’s going on ass!
- mellowpeep cries: Anonymemes? In MY fandom?!
- leikomgwtfbbq says: Invent the worst Sue possible!
- ggmoonycrisco cries: At last! An accurate height chart for the Organization!
Well, stop lounging around and get hunting!
KHFFR SCAVENGER HUNT LIST:
- A fic that bashes Kairi found first by white_origami
- A fic where Riku is a suave sex god found first by rationalise
- A fic where Sora is a whimpy, idiotic uke found first by rationalise
- A fic where Axel and Roxas wibble, coo and act like girly lovesick puppy dogs over each other found first by rationalise
- A fic where Saix is a rapist found first by rationalise
- A fic or art that bashes Disney
- A fic with a Keyblade-wielding Sue found first by white_origami
- A fic with a Sue who joins the Organization, or replaces a canon Organization member found first by rationalise
- A fic where someone gets sucked into their magical PS2 found first by white_origami
- A fic in which Zexion is emo found first by white_origami
- A fic in which Marluxia is stereotype-flaming-gay
- A supposedly yaoi art piece that looks more like it should be classified as yuri found first by demondogweed
- A fic in which the author talks with the characters in her author notes found first by rationalise
- A smutty art piece or fic in which the characters do something anatomically impossible
- Any badfic or badpic that contains an unusual kink (and bonus points if the kink has never been ranted on here before!)
Edit: Even if certain items have already been found, feel free to keep looking and see if you can top the badness!
And before we let you mingle, here's a few more party favors just for you!
-- We now have a community icon! Be sure to look for it on the profile page!
Everyone please be sure to wish our high moddess leikomgwtfbbq a very happy birthday today! --
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, KHFFR!
Here's to another year's worth of horrible fanfiction and awful art!
KHFanficRants' First Anniversary Block Party: A Celebration of Badfic!
That's right! This block party includes revamped sporkings, rating lists, famous memories, prizes, and tons more! As today (5/5) is also Lexaeus Day, as decreed by high moddess Leiko for her birthday (also today!), Lexaeus will be our master of ceremonies for this celebration of badfic.
Wanna relive the horror for the sake of Easter Eggs? Then go on and download Snakes on a Sora: Platinum Edition!
And don't forget the free banner! (Right-click "Save As" to save it to your own computer; please don't hotlink!)
Our Top Five Ranters are:
1) __fantine - 80 posts
2) beautiful_spine - 64 posts
3) leikomgwtfbbq - 58 posts
4) lynxgriffin - 46 posts
5) raina_chan/aphonetic - 40 posts
Many congratulations! Comment, and you'll be given your prize!
If you're curious as to where you fall in overall standing, you can download the complete ranter list!
The Top Five posts with the most comments are:
1) With 218 comments, potato_thief asks: where are the rare pairings?
2) With 204 comments, princeali_m_fan complains about the "too Disney" arguments.
3) With 204 comments, princeali_m_fan's search for Disney on ff.net brings a rant!
4) With 195 comments, princeali_m_fan introduces the world's most psychotic Saix fan! Princeali, you comment whore!
5) With 190 comments, miriamthebat initiates KHFFR's first stint on Fandom_Wank.
Our Top Five wankiest moments are:
1) Smile, you're on Fandom_Wank! When a tried-and-true argument of het vs. yaoi springs up, others from comms such as antiyaoi get involved, and it all goes downhill from there. A fan of het, yaoi or both? Either way, the spooge's on you!
2) The first and greatest of wanks! (This did not get the #1 slot, as it did not end up on F_W.) When AkuRoku day strikes on August 13th, its already-frenzy fans get so frenzied they come out of the woodwork to pick a fight! Or just to be obnoxious. Either way, the comm takes the bait!
3) A wank starring one of our famous offenders! The offending fanartist in question may be violating basic rules of common sense by claiming Axel is copyrighted to her, but things take a turn for the worse when trolls invade and bring racism into the fray! (Don't worry, Axel really does love black people!)
4) Wank from within that found its way to many a personal journal! You know it's bound to happen when the OP labels their post an anti-rant. Concrit and elitism gone meta? You decide!
5) And finally, wank crossing over to its source! A post complaining about reactions to some fun genderbending!Kairi art finds its way back to riku_x_sora, and the resulting arguments initiate the ever-useful flock! Misogyny cleanup on aisle five, anyone?
- levikitty first brings us Lexa, Axel’s sister. Much later, via yamikonumber7, Lexa returns!
- ____ero__sennin shares his thoughts on the Organization.
- beautiful_spine reveals that Sora is Jesus, Mickey is God!
- darknessdivine would like to remind us that yes, there is a difference between male and female bodies.
- kangaroop presents a canon reference list; a list that is still being updated today!
- alba_aulbath would like you to know that Saix isn’t a werewolf because you got up on the hydra’s back.
- lynxgriffin gets pissed at a Kairi-bashing comic by Kimchii. This prompts another rant by chibi_elf, who is stunned by the same artist’s capslock and emoticon-drugged journal post of stupidity. But uh oh, Kimchii comes back when chibi_elf finds even more stupidity based on FM covers!
- alba_aulbath begins her rant-sporks!
- AKUROKU DAY STRIKES! enelar weighs in, drkhearted brings the wank, leikomgwtfbbq brandishes the mod hammer, and tegurunrampant reminds us to count our blessings, and finally midnight12181 gives us a commemorative banner!
- beautiful_spine offers up a handy guide to height comparisons.
- blackstronghold tells us all to hide from alternate pairings, oh noes! voodoobob follows it up with trying to negotiate with the fanbrat who wouldn’t listen.
- Thanks to moongoddesscyn, the Demyx Anti-Defamation Squad is born!
- thenena finds nothing other than Greek gods shooting massive amounts of holy sperm!
- Need some tunes for this party? tegurunrampant brings the music!
- Remember a certain Axel-loving OC with strange face marks, wings and a black panther? lynxgriffin brings her to KHFFR to the horror of all. Later, yamikonumber7 introduces the stxork! This is soon followed up by reverse_sky finding copyright infringement. But xsyntheticsmile warns when trolls attack!
- __fantine asks: post your worst badfic!
- cici_chan says that wait! Sora isn’t supposed to be a blonde!
- oblivilynn gives us a community meeting song!
- leikomgwtfbbq hosts a tombstone party!
- princeali_m_fan discovers the world’s most psychotic Sa'i'x fan!
- lamento_eroico presents the webpage of a thousand Sues!
- almost_eatable asks: what’s your crackiest OTP?
- twistedsinews asks the comm to share their four unpopular opinions.
- schizotypal finds a fanbrat that insists Axel is NOT a Yaoi.
- fyredra introduces the infamous 'Liquid Fire'! Later, aphonetic gives a new rant on its woes! More rants soon follow!
- silvercables is warning us people: She’s going on ass!
- mellowpeep cries: Anonymemes? In MY fandom?!
- leikomgwtfbbq says: Invent the worst Sue possible!
- ggmoonycrisco cries: At last! An accurate height chart for the Organization!
Well, stop lounging around and get hunting!
KHFFR SCAVENGER HUNT LIST:
- A fic that bashes Kairi found first by white_origami
- A fic where Riku is a suave sex god found first by rationalise
- A fic where Sora is a whimpy, idiotic uke found first by rationalise
- A fic where Axel and Roxas wibble, coo and act like girly lovesick puppy dogs over each other found first by rationalise
- A fic where Saix is a rapist found first by rationalise
- A fic or art that bashes Disney
- A fic with a Keyblade-wielding Sue found first by white_origami
- A fic with a Sue who joins the Organization, or replaces a canon Organization member found first by rationalise
- A fic where someone gets sucked into their magical PS2 found first by white_origami
- A fic in which Zexion is emo found first by white_origami
- A fic in which Marluxia is stereotype-flaming-gay
- A supposedly yaoi art piece that looks more like it should be classified as yuri found first by demondogweed
- A fic in which the author talks with the characters in her author notes found first by rationalise
- A smutty art piece or fic in which the characters do something anatomically impossible
- Any badfic or badpic that contains an unusual kink (and bonus points if the kink has never been ranted on here before!)
Edit: Even if certain items have already been found, feel free to keep looking and see if you can top the badness!
And before we let you mingle, here's a few more party favors just for you!
-- We now have a community icon! Be sure to look for it on the profile page!
Everyone please be sure to wish our high moddess leikomgwtfbbq a very happy birthday today! --
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, KHFFR!
Here's to another year's worth of horrible fanfiction and awful art!