Do something amazing: give blood despite having no heart
1. Somebody, somewhere has got to be using Timeless River and Space Paranoids in their works. I just haven't found them yet, that's all. These worlds have endless possibilities, just like recycling (or so the commercials tell me). Think about it: a free device to use if you need time travel in your fic; an excuse for cyber-smut (LOL TRON/SORA FTW); and as we've all seen, the computers in KH can be used to distort reality and create alternate worlds marvelously. There's no way every single writer in the fandom is passing this opportunity up in favour only of the original KH worlds and Halloween Town. Shame on me for thinking otherwise.
2. Well, my brother asks a lot of silly questions about fictional characters, such as "Do you think Silver the Hedgehog would be better if he used machine guns?" and "Do you think {insert character here} is addicted to crack?" but yesterday he took the biscuit:
"Which members of the Organization should give blood?"
"... What?"
"Organization XIII- from Kingdom Hearts. Who would give blood?"
"... They don't have hearts. Assuming this is a literal thing, THEY DON'T HAVE BLOOD EITHER."
"Well, pretend you interpret that isn't a literal thing."
"... Okay. Well, Roxas is too young and and I doubt they would be kind enough to do it."
"Well, what if someone bribed them into doing it by offering a heart?"
"First of all, they travel all over the place to exotic locations in order to release Heartless and carry out missions- like the Pride Land jungle (could have blood-sucking, disease-carrying bugs) and a place full of rotting bodies (Halloween Town). They also fight a lot and could get injured that way. You're not allowed to give blood if you do that, you might have contracted diseases or infections and the blood might be contaminated."
"But Xemnas barely leaves the World That Never Was. And Demyx isn't much of a fighter anyway. And if they're so diseased, they should be easy prey for Sora."
"Yes, but Xemnas is a scientist who experimented on himself- surely that would create complications. And the Organization are not diseased in the game, because... IT'S A GAME. Besides all this, they're not even HUMAN."
"You still haven't explained the Demyx thing."
"If he's a supposedly poor fighter then he's MORE likely to get injured and- why didn't this conversation end five minutes ago?!"
You'd think he would have better (and less brain-breaking) topics to bring up than this, but I guess not.
2. Well, my brother asks a lot of silly questions about fictional characters, such as "Do you think Silver the Hedgehog would be better if he used machine guns?" and "Do you think {insert character here} is addicted to crack?" but yesterday he took the biscuit:
"Which members of the Organization should give blood?"
"... What?"
"Organization XIII- from Kingdom Hearts. Who would give blood?"
"... They don't have hearts. Assuming this is a literal thing, THEY DON'T HAVE BLOOD EITHER."
"Well, pretend you interpret that isn't a literal thing."
"... Okay. Well, Roxas is too young and and I doubt they would be kind enough to do it."
"Well, what if someone bribed them into doing it by offering a heart?"
"First of all, they travel all over the place to exotic locations in order to release Heartless and carry out missions- like the Pride Land jungle (could have blood-sucking, disease-carrying bugs) and a place full of rotting bodies (Halloween Town). They also fight a lot and could get injured that way. You're not allowed to give blood if you do that, you might have contracted diseases or infections and the blood might be contaminated."
"But Xemnas barely leaves the World That Never Was. And Demyx isn't much of a fighter anyway. And if they're so diseased, they should be easy prey for Sora."
"Yes, but Xemnas is a scientist who experimented on himself- surely that would create complications. And the Organization are not diseased in the game, because... IT'S A GAME. Besides all this, they're not even HUMAN."
"You still haven't explained the Demyx thing."
"If he's a supposedly poor fighter then he's MORE likely to get injured and- why didn't this conversation end five minutes ago?!"
You'd think he would have better (and less brain-breaking) topics to bring up than this, but I guess not.