Mockery at its worst
So, I've read some KH humor fics, right? And I've read the generic fics and the badfics and the goodfics and the stupendous omfguh-marry-me-and-let-me-stalk-you-until-I-finally-kill-you-one-day-l33t!fics. And I've noticed things.
Little insignificant things that no normal person would pay attention to, but I do, because I have no chance, no way, I won't say~ it life. Woe.
These things?
Mockery and banter. Or a lack thereof.
Mainly mockery. Because banter gets ranted about already by the people who write really good banter and are not me. Har har. I'm a Gippal~!
I've noticed that in a lot of humor fics, or in dialog, characters get picked on by either other characters or the narrator for certain traits. Sora gets poked for his BIG ASS HAIR THAT COULD KILL THOSE MOTHER FXCKIN' SNAKES, OH YEAH. Axel gets mocked for his tattoos//war paint (though I don't know why; they're damn sexy. I'd tap that, mhm. Ignore the fact that I'd tap anything pixelated, kthnx) Xaldin gets a beating for his sentient sideburns, Xigbar, I swear, has been abused for the eye patch and poor Riku and Demyx just can't win with that hair. *STROKES IN A STRICTLY SEXUAL WAY*
Sexual healing~
So, why, oh why dear fandom, has no one mentioned Roxas's OMGWTFBBQVCRDVDBRBHORMOM EYES? O_O;
Seriously. Axel can't wear war paint and Xigbar can't wear an eye patch that makes me think he has no depth perception until he kicks my ass eight times over, and yet, Roxas can have the giant uke/seme/wtf bottom-player/lube-me, babeh~! eyes and get off without a hitch. >_>;
I mean, Sora and him have got the same eyes, but Roxas somehow avoids the bea-SOMEONE NEEDS TO COMMENT ON HIS SHORTNESS. A SMURF COMMENT. ANYTHING. *DED*
I would die happy if Axel snarked at him in some way regarding his eyes or height. ♥
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Little insignificant things that no normal person would pay attention to, but I do, because I have no chance, no way, I won't say~ it life. Woe.
These things?
Mockery and banter. Or a lack thereof.
Mainly mockery. Because banter gets ranted about already by the people who write really good banter and are not me. Har har. I'm a Gippal~!
I've noticed that in a lot of humor fics, or in dialog, characters get picked on by either other characters or the narrator for certain traits. Sora gets poked for his BIG ASS HAIR THAT COULD KILL THOSE MOTHER FXCKIN' SNAKES, OH YEAH. Axel gets mocked for his tattoos//war paint (though I don't know why; they're damn sexy. I'd tap that, mhm. Ignore the fact that I'd tap anything pixelated, kthnx) Xaldin gets a beating for his sentient sideburns, Xigbar, I swear, has been abused for the eye patch and poor Riku and Demyx just can't win with that hair. *STROKES IN A STRICTLY SEXUAL WAY*
Sexual healing~
So, why, oh why dear fandom, has no one mentioned Roxas's OMGWTFBBQVCRDVDBRBHORMOM EYES? O_O;
Seriously. Axel can't wear war paint and Xigbar can't wear an eye patch that makes me think he has no depth perception until he kicks my ass eight times over, and yet, Roxas can have the giant uke/seme/wtf bottom-player/lube-me, babeh~! eyes and get off without a hitch. >_>;
I mean, Sora and him have got the same eyes, but Roxas somehow avoids the bea-SOMEONE NEEDS TO COMMENT ON HIS SHORTNESS. A SMURF COMMENT. ANYTHING. *DED*
I would die happy if Axel snarked at him in some way regarding his eyes or height. ♥
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