Mini-rant/spork from a n00b
Would it kill people to brush up on canon knowledge before they post their shitty fics and roleplays in public places? You know, save themselves the embarrassment and save us the eye-bleaching and head-desking and whatnot.
Well, I guess on the bright side, if they hadn't posted this in a public place then I would have never found this pile of shit. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS, FELLOWS.
Basically, one person's character is a nobody who is Xemnas' son, who just happens to have final form, four keyblades, a gummi ship (my bad, it's the ORG's gummi ship. ...wait a second, that's even worse! D:). He also knows powerful sounding spells such as 'frigra' and 'thungeria'. His original was Sora's BFF omg, and did I mention Sora gave this douche his fucking keyblade, and then got killed by a Heartless the same day?
The other person's character is pretty damn stupid too, but she has nothing on the whole Xemnas' son deal. Except for maybe her original being Riku's BFF omg, and he gave her a damn keyblade, too. (And Diamond Dust at that? wtf.)
Also features nobodies named 'Alex' and 'Lynx'. Oh, internet, you do make me giggle.
And if that's not enough to convince you guys of the megalolz, take a gander at these excerpts.
Nobodies....Beings without hearts,souls,anything!
First line of the damn thing and they've screwed up already!
.Somehowever have became good.They are the ones who are slowly becoming human.
Without hearts? wut.
"Terra?" The girl said to herself. She smiled a little and said, "I like it."
I don't. :(
Suddenlly a black keyblade appeared in his hand.
Then a white and blue keyblade appeared in her hand.
Seriously, who saw that one coming?
"Girls are pretty uncommon in the organization."He said.
So wait, you only JUST this second became a nobody and the previous members are dead, yet you know this... how?
I take they can use magic...
I don't see Donald using a fucking keyblade.
.Indeed xenmas was his father.In his old form known as xenhoart he met shiri's mom and they got married.They had shiri just a year later.
DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
He began to glow and floated into the air.His robe disappeared and he was now wearing sora's final form outfit.He was also duel weilding oblivion and one winged angel.
Words fail me.
Jynx closed his eyes and kneeled on the ground.In the groun,in a circle around him,he stuck the oblivion,oathkeeper,path finder,and one winged angel.He closed his hands together and he appeared to be praying.The key blades raised in the air and jynx stood.They all clashed together and a bright light shone out."KEY FUSION!"Jynx yelled.The wind picked up and the keyblades fused and dropped into his hand.It had black and white strands intertwining around a silver strand done the mmiddle.Near the hilt of the handle there were small wings.Out of jynx's back grew two angel wings and he got a halo.
OH NO YOU DIIIIIIINNNNN'T
Just my favorite parts. Honestly, there's so much bullshit in there that I think it'd be impossible for one person to spork it the whole way through. I AM BUT A GIRL. :(
Well, I guess on the bright side, if they hadn't posted this in a public place then I would have never found this pile of shit. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS, FELLOWS.
Basically, one person's character is a nobody who is Xemnas' son, who just happens to have final form, four keyblades, a gummi ship (my bad, it's the ORG's gummi ship. ...wait a second, that's even worse! D:). He also knows powerful sounding spells such as 'frigra' and 'thungeria'. His original was Sora's BFF omg, and did I mention Sora gave this douche his fucking keyblade, and then got killed by a Heartless the same day?
The other person's character is pretty damn stupid too, but she has nothing on the whole Xemnas' son deal. Except for maybe her original being Riku's BFF omg, and he gave her a damn keyblade, too. (And Diamond Dust at that? wtf.)
Also features nobodies named 'Alex' and 'Lynx'. Oh, internet, you do make me giggle.
And if that's not enough to convince you guys of the megalolz, take a gander at these excerpts.
Nobodies....Beings without hearts,souls,anything!
First line of the damn thing and they've screwed up already!
.Somehowever have became good.They are the ones who are slowly becoming human.
Without hearts? wut.
"Terra?" The girl said to herself. She smiled a little and said, "I like it."
I don't. :(
Suddenlly a black keyblade appeared in his hand.
Then a white and blue keyblade appeared in her hand.
Seriously, who saw that one coming?
"Girls are pretty uncommon in the organization."He said.
So wait, you only JUST this second became a nobody and the previous members are dead, yet you know this... how?
I take they can use magic...
I don't see Donald using a fucking keyblade.
.Indeed xenmas was his father.In his old form known as xenhoart he met shiri's mom and they got married.They had shiri just a year later.
DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
He began to glow and floated into the air.His robe disappeared and he was now wearing sora's final form outfit.He was also duel weilding oblivion and one winged angel.
Words fail me.
Jynx closed his eyes and kneeled on the ground.In the groun,in a circle around him,he stuck the oblivion,oathkeeper,path finder,and one winged angel.He closed his hands together and he appeared to be praying.The key blades raised in the air and jynx stood.They all clashed together and a bright light shone out."KEY FUSION!"Jynx yelled.The wind picked up and the keyblades fused and dropped into his hand.It had black and white strands intertwining around a silver strand done the mmiddle.Near the hilt of the handle there were small wings.Out of jynx's back grew two angel wings and he got a halo.
OH NO YOU DIIIIIIINNNNN'T
Just my favorite parts. Honestly, there's so much bullshit in there that I think it'd be impossible for one person to spork it the whole way through. I AM BUT A GIRL. :(