pretty as a car crash

[xsyntheticsmile]

dear friend,

alright, i'll admit it. i'm a sucker for nice reviews; everytime you say you like my stuff, i start to like you just a little bit more. and hey, after pm-ing back and forth for the past few months, i must say that you're a pretty cool kid.

however, this does not mean that i'll immediately love your ooc, axel!wank of a fic, even if it

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[illianaka]

... he's a manipulative bastard, sure; but he's not insane!

Dear Fandom,

Axel is not a pyromaniac.

Love,
Us

[princealia]

dear us,

lol wut? did u see how he made the room aspolde into flamez?!?1 he burnz everything!!11 hez got FIRE LOLZ

Love,
Fandom

[illianaka]

Dear Fandom,

Unique power does not equate to obsession with said power. Please to be delegating this to everyone equally if you must--Sora deserves to maniacly beat more people with Oblivion.

Love,
Us

[princealia]

dear us,

yes huh!!!! everytime u fight axel, hez got fire! he can just use those spiky rim things to fight if he didnt wanna use fire!!1 he usez hiz fire cuz he BURNZ EVERYTHING and hez obsessed. its right there on the screen!! look again stupid~!! >:O

Love,
Fandom

[illianaka]

Dear Fandom,

... um. Axel doesn't like you anyway?

Bewildered,
Us

[princealia]

Dear us,

WUT?!?!?!!? NO WAI!!1 Axel is TTLY nice and luvs everyone!11 did u see how he helped sora?!?!! hez not mean!!1 he likes us. we're his FRIENDS!!1 F-R-I-E-N-D-S. GOT IT MEMORIZED? LOLOL!1! see? u can use his catchphrase and he wont get mad!!1 :D :D :D

Learned All This From Fanfic,
Fandom

[illianaka]

Dear Fandom,

You fail at life. See you in six years.

DIAF Best Wishes,
Us

[princealia]

Dear Us,

omg u mean when kh3 comes out?!?!?1 itz gonna be sooo sweet!1 we already claim dibs on the guy with the shattered mmask to be the new hot bishie!11 hez gonna be in everyonez fics and itz gonna be hawt...LIKE FIRE LOL :D :D

Waiting To Fuck Kingdom Hearts 3 Up Too,
Fandom

[illianaka]

Dear Fandom,

... ow. Why?

Brain-Damaged, Thank You,
Us

[princealia]

Dear Us,

cuz we do wut we want!! >:O u cant tell us wut 2 do!!1

Not Listening!1,
Fandom

[anobscureflaw]

My brain kind or hurts from reading all of that, but I can't say that I'm not amused XD

[princealia]

As long as you're amused, it makes up for the pain xD

[qara_isuke]

..........you two win the internet. Would you like paper or plastic?

Also, plz let me have ur internet babies.

[princealia]

Plastic, plz <3

Sure! Why the hell not? BABIES FOR ALL

[lazzchan]

*hands you the internet and a dozen cookies*

... both of you. :) That totally made my morning.

[princealia]

Yay, cookies and internet! Whoo! XD

*bows* Starting the day with mockery is the way to go!