Sep 11, 2006 09:00
POP QUIZ EVERYONE
So you're the most recent recruit in a very prestigious group with a goal that is very important to you. Do you:
A. Locate the hottest member of the group and jump his/her bones.
B. Play pranks on the higher ranking members.
C. Pal around with the group's most notorious enemies.
D. Carry out missions to further the group's goals.
HOPEFULLY D was picked. C could work if it was the premise for an infiltration mission and the bossman is taking advantage of your newbieness since the enemy might not know you're a member of that group yet.
The point? ORGANIZATION XIII did stuff. They did not lie around the Castle that Never Was screwing each other like minks all the time. They did not run through the Hall of Empty Melodies giggling like schoolgirls because they replaced Roxas's hair gel with superglue every friggin week. Look at the goddamn game! They went to other worlds and fucked shit up. Even everyone's favorite goofball Demyx was sneaking around the Underworld, somehow avoiding getting punked by a pantheon of Greek gods and Hades, to steal the Olympus stone! Demyx is SO Solid Snake's Nobody!
A new member that goes around screwing and pranking the more senior members and generally goofing off will NOT make the Superior happy (er, so to speak, not that he can actually BE happy in the first place). In fact, if this is all they do, Xemnas is likely prone to REMOVE THEM so they can stop distracting the members that actually DO THINGS from their goals. I know it's stupid to think the Nobodies did nothing but missions all the freaking time, but getting their hearts back was their number one priority and pretty much took precedence over teh sex and teh funny.
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