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This is how absurd our conversations are:
At the urinals in school.
Me: You better not be sneaking a peek at my penis.
Juulian: You call it a penis? You should call it a Cock or a Dick or something Manly. Guys like to imagine the size of your thing based on the way you talk about it.
Me: (sneaks a peek) With a pee pee like that, don't you think you're being a little misleading?
At the urinals in school.
Me: You better not be sneaking a peek at my penis.
Juulian: You call it a penis? You should call it a Cock or a Dick or something Manly. Guys like to imagine the size of your thing based on the way you talk about it.
Me: (sneaks a peek) With a pee pee like that, don't you think you're being a little misleading?