So, here's how this goes:
oo1. leave a comment to this saying 'screw me sideways!' and I will give you 3 fictional characters.
oo2. decide of the 3 whom you would marry, do, and dump.
oo3. post this meme to your journal with your answers (pictures optional)
I got Ezio, Federico, Giovanni of Assassin's Creed II from the lovely
manic_intent .
Marry: Federico. I always liked him. Wit > looks (*ahem* Ezio). Also, in game, I'd so save his life.
Do: Ezio. I'm sure he's great in the sack but I'll take Rosa's MO: bed him, then be his friend.
Dump: Papa Gio. Other than the fact that'd I'd marry man-whore Ezio before him, I would never have the patience to be his wife.