TARPS
The idea of pumping cash into our financial organizations (banks, investment houses, insurance companies, stock markets, derivatives, and other legitimized frauds and gambling systems) pissed me off from day one. I was considering the name "TARP" recently. There are a few quirk about tarps:
- You can never get them to cover anything quite right - they always leak
- They almost always have holes in them
- The cat/dog/guinea pigs have often pissed on them
- When you take them out of your basement/garage/other storage place, you also discover creatures which have made a home there, such as roaches, other bugs, mice, worms, and other unpleasant things that you really didn't want.
- They are dirty, so whatever you try to cover with them gets dirtier in the long run.
I am sure this is very clever and wise. Someone let me know what I said so I can quote myself.
- You can never get them to cover anything quite right - they always leak
- They almost always have holes in them
- The cat/dog/guinea pigs have often pissed on them
- When you take them out of your basement/garage/other storage place, you also discover creatures which have made a home there, such as roaches, other bugs, mice, worms, and other unpleasant things that you really didn't want.
- They are dirty, so whatever you try to cover with them gets dirtier in the long run.
I am sure this is very clever and wise. Someone let me know what I said so I can quote myself.