Somethings don't translate well...

[khelm1099]

So, I've been seeing this Italian guy Alon a few times now, and it's mean, but his texts are are hilarious to me. Example:

"I hope we will have some time to be on our own together. I'd love to hug you. Hope you have the same desire."

Hug me? Euphemism? Who says that? But, oh, I have the desire.