Blackberry Group
Title : Blackberry Group
Genre : humor, crack
Rating : PG-13
Pairing : OT5, jongkey & ontae
Summary : Whereas Taemin is dying and Key panics. Minho is watching Barca vs Milan but he can't shut up and Onew just want to sleep. And Jonghyun just want attention.
Note : This is a conversation on blackberry group, i tried to make the layout similar, with a dot before a message. enjoy :)
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i want to commit suicide
almighty diva♛KEY :
• WHAT??
• TAEMIN! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
• TELL HYUNG WHAT HAPPENED??!
• OMG
• TAEMIN
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i can die any moment now
• these all are killing me
• ㅠㅠ___ㅠㅠ
almighty diva♛KEY :
• TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!
• YOU CAN'T DIE
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• bye everyone
almighty diva♛KEY :
• TAEMIN
• NOOOO
• YOU CAN'T DIE
• TAEMIIIIIIN
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• fuck! both of you are so noisy!
• tae, don't exaggerate!
• kibum
• DON'T USE CAPS! MY EYES HURT!
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i will die if i continue this
• i will give up my idol life for this
• bye adam
• bye eve
• bye hyungs
almighty diva♛KEY :
• TAEMIN!
• WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• bye shinee
• bye shawols
almighty diva♛KEY :
• YOU'RE JOKING RITE?
• DON'T DO THIS!!
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• taemin is studying omfg
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• this integral is killing me
• i will commit suicide
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• kibum! let's watch breaking dawn tomorrow!
• cmon
• cmon 'ㅂ'*
• ㅎㅅㅎ
almighty diva♛KEY :
• SHUT UP DINO FACE!
• omg tae.. don't scare me like that.
• i thought you really...
• god
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• GOAAAAAAAL!!!
• MESSI SCORES!!!
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• kibuuum ㅠㅅㅠ *pout*
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• aaaaaaarrrgghhhhh you guys are so noisy!
• i want to sleep
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• MESSI SCORES!!!!
• MILAN'S GONNA BE THE LOSER TONIGHT!
almighty diva♛KEY :
• i.don't.care.choi.fucking.minho.
• my baby is more important than messi
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• am i not important? ㅠ~ㅠ
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• minho hyung is so loud
• key hyungggggg i want to cry ㅠㅠ
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• kibuuuuum! let's go out tomorrow.. breaking dawn is already playing!
almighty diva♛KEY :
• shut up kim fucking jonghyun!
• tae, why you don't ask jinki?
• he's smart
• he'll help you
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• he's sleeping
• he doesn't want to be disturbed
almighty diva♛KEY :
• JINKI!
• y u no helping taemin?!
• get up and help him! NOW
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• integral oh integral
• you're like dementor
• taking my happiness away from my life
almighty diva♛KEY :
• tae..
• it's just math
• you won't die because of math
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• it's killing me softly from the insideㅠ~ㅠ
• key hyung, i'm dying
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• FUCKING REFEERE! IT'S FOUL!
• FUCK!!
• IT'S FOUL!
almighty diva♛KEY :
• STOP USING CAPS YOU FROG!
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• HE TACKLED XAVI IT'S FOUL!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• omg. please listen to your pitiful leader once
• please shut up
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• no one listens to me tooㅠ__ㅠ
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• minho hyung you're so loud
• i can hear you from my room
almighty diva♛KEY :
• JINKI GET UP!
• help taemin!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• i want to sleep
• ask minho
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• EVERYONE! DON'T IGNORE ME ㅎ3ㅎ
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• i am watching barca vs milan
• do not disturb
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• where are you jong?
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• gym with joon hyung :)
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• ∫ (x^(1/4) * (1 + x^(1/12)))+dx
• i wanna cry
almighty diva♛KEY :
• baby tae, wait for me.
• i'll help you once i got home
• okay?
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• ∫(6x:12y)-(8x-5y)^3+26z
• ∫(cos^2(tan^-2*sin^2))(cot^2)cos^-2
• *crying endlessly*
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• ㅠ~ㅠ
• why everyone ignoring me?
• did i do sth wrong?
almighty diva♛KEY :
• taeminnnㅠ~ㅠ
• don't cry my baby..
• i am still recordingㅠ~ㅠ
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• kibuuuumㅠ~ㅠ
• don't ignore me
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• FUCK!!
• IT'S RED CARD YOU STUPID REFEERE!!
• RED! NOT YELLOW!!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• MINHO SHUT UP!!
• I CAN'T SLEEP!
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• this match is so hot hyung!
• i am burning!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• you, get burn in hell!
• i don't care!
• i just want to sleep!
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• *jonghyun is crying because everyone ignores him*
almighty diva♛KEY :
• omg sorry jjong..
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• kibuuuuumㅠㅠ
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• ∫8x^3(2-4x^4)^9+dx
• ∫(2ax^2+(a-1)x)*2x+dx
• ∫x(1/2x^-2-4x^5)^2+(5-7x)^2+dx
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• tae stop that.
• my eyes hurt
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• you stop shouting
• my ears hurt
almighty diva♛KEY :
• my baby tae ♥
• go keep do that to minho
• i love you so much
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• me?
• don't you love me?
• kibumㅠ~ㅠ
almighty diva♛KEY :
• i love you more than anything jjong >w<♥
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• love you too bummie ♥
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• gross
• don’t flirt here
• FUCKING GOALKEEPER
• SHIT!!
• DON'T CATCH THAT!!
• FUCKKKKKK!!!
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• your face gross
• your voice gross
• STOP SHOUTING FUCK!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• please stop doing this on bbm
• my phone is beeping nonstop
almighty diva♛KEY :
• just throw your phone away
• it won't beep anymore
• GO HELP TAEMIN!
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• omg finally
• resting time
• i can breathe now
• i want to drink
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• so want to watch breaking dawn tomorrow key?
• pleaseee *puppy eyes*
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• is there any chicken in our dorm?
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i ate them all
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• WUT?
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i am going crazy
• i should eat
almighty diva♛KEY :
• what time jjongie? :D
• i have schedule at morning
• after 5 pm?
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• there's only chicken in refrigerator
• i ate that
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• SERIOUSLY?
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• yes. there's nothing left in refrigerator
• only ice cubes
• tae
• i'm very hungry
• i can’t even move
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i can't tell
• you scream from the top of your lungs
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• my chickeenㅠ_ㅠ
almighty diva♛KEY :
• if you help taemin i'll buy you chicken on my way home
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• 7pm baby :3
• let's date ♥
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• for real?
• promise?
• buy 3 buckets of kfc
• crispy, drumstick
• ask for more chili sauce
• i love you :3
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• he's mine ㅎㅅㅎ
• don't say i love you to him!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• sorry :(
almighty diva♛KEY :
• go help taemin
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• i'm coming taemin!!
• i'll help your integral
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• kibum buy me bibimbap
• and coca cola
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i’m in my room
• come fast onew hyuuung {{}}
almighty diva♛KEY :
• ok jjong :)
• use the shirt i gave you yesterday ;p
• no way minho
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• wae?
• you buy chicken for onew
• is that bcos he say i love you?
• i love you too kibum ♥
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN TO KIBUM!
almighty diva♛KEY :
• gross.
• eeewh
• jjong he's gross
• I wanna puke
• choi minho is saying ‘i love you’ to me
• eewh eewh eeeeeeewwwwwh
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• YOU FILTHY FROG!
• DON’T YOU DARE SAYING THAT AGAIN!!
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• ㅠ.ㅠ
• i just want food
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• i'm helping taemin now
• hurry go home kibum
almighty diva♛KEY :
• you're a good leader
• i'm happy you exist :)
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• onew hyung my savior ♥
• key hyung too ♥
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• taeminnㅠㅠ
• don't use heart on kibum's namee
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• sorry jjong hyung :*
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• don't kiss meee
• i don't cheat
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• I AM STARVING OMG
almighty diva♛KEY :
• it's okay jjong :*
• he's our son
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• i am faithful :)
almighty diva♛KEY :
• i know ♥
• love you jjong♥
• i should go back recording
• see you in dorm
• JINKI!
• for the chicken teach taemin correctly
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• yes, i will :3
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• then my food?
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• there’s a technology called delivery, minho
almighty diva♛KEY :
• bye :*
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• bye bummie baby :*
• joon hyung is calling me
• i should go back exercising
• bye~
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• hey
• hey
• hey
• hey
• hey
• DON’T IGNORE ME!
• I WANT TO EAT!!
a/n : sooo how was it? comments and critics are very much appreicated :3
Genre : humor, crack
Rating : PG-13
Pairing : OT5, jongkey & ontae
Summary : Whereas Taemin is dying and Key panics. Minho is watching Barca vs Milan but he can't shut up and Onew just want to sleep. And Jonghyun just want attention.
Note : This is a conversation on blackberry group, i tried to make the layout similar, with a dot before a message. enjoy :)
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i want to commit suicide
almighty diva♛KEY :
• WHAT??
• TAEMIN! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
• TELL HYUNG WHAT HAPPENED??!
• OMG
• TAEMIN
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i can die any moment now
• these all are killing me
• ㅠㅠ___ㅠㅠ
almighty diva♛KEY :
• TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!
• YOU CAN'T DIE
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• bye everyone
almighty diva♛KEY :
• TAEMIN
• NOOOO
• YOU CAN'T DIE
• TAEMIIIIIIN
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• fuck! both of you are so noisy!
• tae, don't exaggerate!
• kibum
• DON'T USE CAPS! MY EYES HURT!
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i will die if i continue this
• i will give up my idol life for this
• bye adam
• bye eve
• bye hyungs
almighty diva♛KEY :
• TAEMIN!
• WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• bye shinee
• bye shawols
almighty diva♛KEY :
• YOU'RE JOKING RITE?
• DON'T DO THIS!!
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• taemin is studying omfg
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• this integral is killing me
• i will commit suicide
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• kibum! let's watch breaking dawn tomorrow!
• cmon
• cmon 'ㅂ'*
• ㅎㅅㅎ
almighty diva♛KEY :
• SHUT UP DINO FACE!
• omg tae.. don't scare me like that.
• i thought you really...
• god
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• GOAAAAAAAL!!!
• MESSI SCORES!!!
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• kibuuum ㅠㅅㅠ *pout*
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• aaaaaaarrrgghhhhh you guys are so noisy!
• i want to sleep
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• MESSI SCORES!!!!
• MILAN'S GONNA BE THE LOSER TONIGHT!
almighty diva♛KEY :
• i.don't.care.choi.fucking.minho.
• my baby is more important than messi
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• am i not important? ㅠ~ㅠ
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• minho hyung is so loud
• key hyungggggg i want to cry ㅠㅠ
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• kibuuuuum! let's go out tomorrow.. breaking dawn is already playing!
almighty diva♛KEY :
• shut up kim fucking jonghyun!
• tae, why you don't ask jinki?
• he's smart
• he'll help you
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• he's sleeping
• he doesn't want to be disturbed
almighty diva♛KEY :
• JINKI!
• y u no helping taemin?!
• get up and help him! NOW
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• integral oh integral
• you're like dementor
• taking my happiness away from my life
almighty diva♛KEY :
• tae..
• it's just math
• you won't die because of math
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• it's killing me softly from the insideㅠ~ㅠ
• key hyung, i'm dying
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• FUCKING REFEERE! IT'S FOUL!
• FUCK!!
• IT'S FOUL!
almighty diva♛KEY :
• STOP USING CAPS YOU FROG!
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• HE TACKLED XAVI IT'S FOUL!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• omg. please listen to your pitiful leader once
• please shut up
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• no one listens to me tooㅠ__ㅠ
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• minho hyung you're so loud
• i can hear you from my room
almighty diva♛KEY :
• JINKI GET UP!
• help taemin!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• i want to sleep
• ask minho
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• EVERYONE! DON'T IGNORE ME ㅎ3ㅎ
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• i am watching barca vs milan
• do not disturb
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• where are you jong?
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• gym with joon hyung :)
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• ∫ (x^(1/4) * (1 + x^(1/12)))+dx
• i wanna cry
almighty diva♛KEY :
• baby tae, wait for me.
• i'll help you once i got home
• okay?
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• ∫(6x:12y)-(8x-5y)^3+26z
• ∫(cos^2(tan^-2*sin^2))(cot^2)cos^-2
• *crying endlessly*
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• ㅠ~ㅠ
• why everyone ignoring me?
• did i do sth wrong?
almighty diva♛KEY :
• taeminnnㅠ~ㅠ
• don't cry my baby..
• i am still recordingㅠ~ㅠ
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• kibuuuumㅠ~ㅠ
• don't ignore me
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• FUCK!!
• IT'S RED CARD YOU STUPID REFEERE!!
• RED! NOT YELLOW!!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• MINHO SHUT UP!!
• I CAN'T SLEEP!
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• this match is so hot hyung!
• i am burning!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• you, get burn in hell!
• i don't care!
• i just want to sleep!
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• *jonghyun is crying because everyone ignores him*
almighty diva♛KEY :
• omg sorry jjong..
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• kibuuuuumㅠㅠ
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• ∫8x^3(2-4x^4)^9+dx
• ∫(2ax^2+(a-1)x)*2x+dx
• ∫x(1/2x^-2-4x^5)^2+(5-7x)^2+dx
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• tae stop that.
• my eyes hurt
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• you stop shouting
• my ears hurt
almighty diva♛KEY :
• my baby tae ♥
• go keep do that to minho
• i love you so much
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• me?
• don't you love me?
• kibumㅠ~ㅠ
almighty diva♛KEY :
• i love you more than anything jjong >w<♥
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• love you too bummie ♥
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• gross
• don’t flirt here
• FUCKING GOALKEEPER
• SHIT!!
• DON'T CATCH THAT!!
• FUCKKKKKK!!!
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• your face gross
• your voice gross
• STOP SHOUTING FUCK!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• please stop doing this on bbm
• my phone is beeping nonstop
almighty diva♛KEY :
• just throw your phone away
• it won't beep anymore
• GO HELP TAEMIN!
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• omg finally
• resting time
• i can breathe now
• i want to drink
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• so want to watch breaking dawn tomorrow key?
• pleaseee *puppy eyes*
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• is there any chicken in our dorm?
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i ate them all
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• WUT?
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i am going crazy
• i should eat
almighty diva♛KEY :
• what time jjongie? :D
• i have schedule at morning
• after 5 pm?
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• there's only chicken in refrigerator
• i ate that
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• SERIOUSLY?
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• yes. there's nothing left in refrigerator
• only ice cubes
• tae
• i'm very hungry
• i can’t even move
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i can't tell
• you scream from the top of your lungs
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• my chickeenㅠ_ㅠ
almighty diva♛KEY :
• if you help taemin i'll buy you chicken on my way home
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• 7pm baby :3
• let's date ♥
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• for real?
• promise?
• buy 3 buckets of kfc
• crispy, drumstick
• ask for more chili sauce
• i love you :3
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• he's mine ㅎㅅㅎ
• don't say i love you to him!
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• sorry :(
almighty diva♛KEY :
• go help taemin
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• i'm coming taemin!!
• i'll help your integral
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• kibum buy me bibimbap
• and coca cola
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• i’m in my room
• come fast onew hyuuung {{}}
almighty diva♛KEY :
• ok jjong :)
• use the shirt i gave you yesterday ;p
• no way minho
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• wae?
• you buy chicken for onew
• is that bcos he say i love you?
• i love you too kibum ♥
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN TO KIBUM!
almighty diva♛KEY :
• gross.
• eeewh
• jjong he's gross
• I wanna puke
• choi minho is saying ‘i love you’ to me
• eewh eewh eeeeeeewwwwwh
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• YOU FILTHY FROG!
• DON’T YOU DARE SAYING THAT AGAIN!!
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• ㅠ.ㅠ
• i just want food
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• i'm helping taemin now
• hurry go home kibum
almighty diva♛KEY :
• you're a good leader
• i'm happy you exist :)
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• onew hyung my savior ♥
• key hyung too ♥
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• taeminnㅠㅠ
• don't use heart on kibum's namee
makdoongie~ taemin :3 :
• sorry jjong hyung :*
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• don't kiss meee
• i don't cheat
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• I AM STARVING OMG
almighty diva♛KEY :
• it's okay jjong :*
• he's our son
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• i am faithful :)
almighty diva♛KEY :
• i know ♥
• love you jjong♥
• i should go back recording
• see you in dorm
• JINKI!
• for the chicken teach taemin correctly
dubuLeader^^onew~ :
• yes, i will :3
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• then my food?
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• there’s a technology called delivery, minho
almighty diva♛KEY :
• bye :*
bling✩blingDino✩Jonghyun :
• bye bummie baby :*
• joon hyung is calling me
• i should go back exercising
• bye~
digidibidisMyNameIsCharismaMinho :
• hey
• hey
• hey
• hey
• hey
• DON’T IGNORE ME!
• I WANT TO EAT!!
a/n : sooo how was it? comments and critics are very much appreicated :3