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By now, you know how to hide a boner and when to give one as a gift, but did you know that popping a boner means different things depending on when you pop it? Think of it as a sexual preference barometer. Here is a quick reference guide:
1)movies in which the women aren't predominately naked
1) gay
2) Movies in which the women aren't predominately naked,
but there are lots of explosions, people getting maimed
and/or killed
2) Straight
3) Shower in gym
3) Gay
4) Seeing a naked woman
4) straight
5) seeing a naked woman who doesn't shave
5) Gay
6) Shopping for a gun
6) Straight
7) Shopping for a gun with your buddy
7) Straight
8) Shopping for a gun with your buddy while you hold each other's cocks
8) Gay
9) on your eighteenth birthday
9) Barely legal
10) During a sleepover
10) Bi-Curious
11) While doing math
11) Asexual
12) While doing your math teacher
12) HEROIC
1)movies in which the women aren't predominately naked
1) gay
2) Movies in which the women aren't predominately naked,
but there are lots of explosions, people getting maimed
and/or killed
2) Straight
3) Shower in gym
3) Gay
4) Seeing a naked woman
4) straight
5) seeing a naked woman who doesn't shave
5) Gay
6) Shopping for a gun
6) Straight
7) Shopping for a gun with your buddy
7) Straight
8) Shopping for a gun with your buddy while you hold each other's cocks
8) Gay
9) on your eighteenth birthday
9) Barely legal
10) During a sleepover
10) Bi-Curious
11) While doing math
11) Asexual
12) While doing your math teacher
12) HEROIC