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Mar 07, 2012 20:57

Not a whole lot to report. The birthday was normal. The folks are normal. The affair is normal. By all reports, my life is leveling off.

My great-uncle Ruben died the other week. He was the only one in my mother's family that had at least a modicum of personality. And now, it's gone.

Found out yesterday my friend moved to Colorado two months ago. I guess he smacked his boy on the ass hard enough to leave a mark at the police station because his boy got caught shoplifting & his father-in-law threatened his life as a result, so he just up'd and left without telling anybody, got a new home, new number and new concealed weapons permit. Nice.

I'm not sure how I feel about a nearly 5 year old girl crushing on me. I don't see the married chick's family for obvious reasons. I don't have any opportunity at all to fan the flames. So, where does her infatuation come from? I don't know, but i think it's sweet. So sweet in fact i've seriously considered signing her up as a beneficiary on my life insurance & starting a college fund. All the spoils of a wasted life. On the other hand, give it a year or two & she'll wonder what she ever saw in me, cuz that's just life, yo! Then i'll thank myself, because I really ought to save that wealth for my own children ..should that ever happen.
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