Lee Legacy 7.2 + Poll
Oh my gosh; see what happens when I let my sims go for too long?
Damn you, college; how dare you let the welfare of my simmies suffer just for your own obscene brain-strains!
Abigail, just what do you think you’re doing this late on a school night?
Abigail: “Dancing!”
And why do you have stink clouds wafting around you? Haven’t you showered in the past three days?
Abigail: “Nope. That’s when I started dancing!”
Wait, so where’s Ogbar?
Oh, there he is! Ogbar, hey Ogbar!
Ogbar: “No no, not right now, I’m studying for Harvard.”
Uhm, honey? I don’t have Uni installed.
Ogbar: “Buh…wait, what? All my hard work? For nothing?”
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Ogbar: “There is nothing to my life right now!”
Geez, no need to let yourself go, Oggie,
though the creeper Nanny doesn’t seem to mind any.
Marion: “No, no, don’t talk to me. You’re weird.”
There seems to be a pressing issue here.
Marion: “THE BABY IS KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF MY BLADDER.”
Well actually, there really isn’t shit in the bla--
Marion: “LET ME IN I HAVE TO PEE.”
Marion: “I HAVE TO PEE I HAVE TO PEE I HAVE TO-oh no.”
Nanny: “Oh, hello.”
Marion: “I hatchyuu.”
): ): ):
This is definitely Marion’s week.
Cedar: “I just woke up and already this day is horrible.”
Lee legacy heirs were always the most thoughtful ones, huh.
Say hello, Izamar Lee.
Dirty Rotten Abigail is going to be teenonized soon!
It’s a Christmas miracle!
Kaylynn Lee: “Oh my goddd, if I hadn’t died my family could be eating thosetoaster pastries for dinner and not some cheap dish of pizza!”
Oh don’t act so caring, Kaylynn! We all know that ever since you died, you’re really just a bi-
Kaylynn Lee: “Oogah boogah boogah!”
Bitch.
-.-'
Abigail Lee: “M-mom?”
HOW IS THIS FAIR?
WHY IS YOUR LAST NAME NOT LEE?
“OOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH.”
X1 &
X2
Izamar Lee: “Mawmee!”
Marion Lee: “Uhm, yes?”
Izamar Lee: “Smelly, smelly! Help me, I’m smelly!”
Marion Lee: “Uhm, no. I’d rather not touch you right now, honeybunny.”
Kaylynn Lee: “STAY OUT MY MAN’S BED BUAHAHA.”
Cedar Lee: “Gonna have a good time tonight. Gonna have a good time tonight.”
Marion Lee: “Why doesn’t this redheaded demon want me in her husband’s bed?”
Between the ghost scares, the suspicious smells, the pregnant step-mom and her self-expressive bladder, the house is really getting to Ogbar.
Ogbar: “If I’m not in the running for heir, why do I still have to live here in this heck-hole?!”
Because I don’t have Uni, and you are needed to help out with the babies.
Ogbar: “NOT. FAIR.”
And suddenly, I realized that Abigail Lee wasn’t just some stinky bratty kid;
Abigail Lee was a badass little kid with a derelict truancy record.
Marion Lee: “I’M PREGNANT?”
Cedar Lee: “This would explain the morning sickness vomit you’re trying to feed me, but not why you’re trying to feed it to me. I hate this child already.”
Time keeps on slipping slipping slipping
into the fuuutuuure.
Abigail Lee: “What the shit is this?”
Abigail Lee: “Ugh, this just isn’t me at all. God, don’t even look at me right now.”
SHE REALLY JUST WANTS TO BE PRETTY AND POPULAR.
“WHO WOULDN’T LOVE THIS FACE?”
D<
Ohhh yeah, badass or not, you can’t hide the fact that you were plopped from Kaylynn’s womb.
Those are definitely her expressions.
Hot damn.
Okay, time out you guys? Abigail Lee is, in my opinion, right up there with Pig Lee and Kate Lee.
She is so up there in the heir race now.
Bummer I have no facial piercings, right?
Abigail Lee: “THIS ROOM IS FOR BABIES, UGH.”
Hello, redheaded boy.
You seem nice.
I am glad you are Abigail’s friend.
Okay, now I’m just plain enthralled.
Could you please knock Abigail up sometime soon?
Hey now, let’s not forget about--
omigosh! Izamar Lee grew up!
That mouth would not be out of place on a porn star’s mouth, just to, you know, throw that out there.
KAYLYNN HASN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT IZAMAR.
HOW NICE IS SHE?
Izamar Lee: “My heart, my faint, trembling heart! O, be still!”
Uhm, Nanny? What are you doing?
Nanny: “Ungh, Facebook quizzes. This one says that I would fit the “Cheerleader” high school stereotype. I think that’s pretty fitting if I do say so myself. Why, back in my day, I really did have a way with the football play-“
Yeah, that’s nice and all, but please look around you. To your left is a stack of Abigail’s unfinished homework. She has a D- in school; did you know that?
Nanny: “Well, this other quiz told me that my inner animal is a squirrel because my attention span is so sh-“
Right, right. Well, I guess that explains why you forgot to help get Izamar ready for bed. Again. If you didn’t notice yet, she’s right behind you. You know, knocked the fuck out. Maybe you should do something about that?
Nanny: “I only have two more questions on this quiz to go, then sure thi-Ooh, somebody sent me a Myspace IM!”
Ughhhh!
Finally, some good news.
Thank you, Cedar. Much appreciated!
Gosh, looks like you already ate the baby, huh Marion?
Marion: “I’m starving.” :]]]
OH MY GOSH THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY (IR)LIFE;
I NEVER GET THESE KINDS OF CHANCE CARDS!
Short Story: My sister and I used to play this Playstation game called “Azure Dreams.” You had your character and its fighting daemons (kinda similar to Pokemon, now that I think about it), and you’d go into this spooky castle thing and fight other monsters and collect treasure. Well, once when I was playing, I found this super rare awesome amazing treasure called the “Dark Sword.” It was worth 50,000 whatevers, which was, needless to say, a lotttt. So I look to my sister, and she ecstatically encourages me to keep playing in the castle, instead of returning home to cash in my treasures. Long story short, my character got beat up by like three different monsters at once, and I lost everything. 50,000 whatevers just eluded my grasp like that, and I never saw the “Dark Sword” again.
D':
Abigail Lee: “It’s like I can see the words, but I don’t know what they mean.”
Uhm, you mean…you can’t read?
Abigail Lee: “No! I can read!”
Well, what are you reading?
Abigail Lee: “… 12Y + i(2X/24) = 9i + 8X(Y-X)
Oh, Abigail; this is why you should’ve kept up with your school, you silly bitch.
Izamar Lee: “Teddy, you are so fluffy soft! I love you so mu-what? Whose hair is that on you, Teddy? Is that Ogbar's hair on you?”
Izamar Lee: “TAINTED! Whore of a-you let others touch you like I touch you?”
Izamar Lee: “Oh, Teddy, why do you do these things to me?”
Izamar Lee: “It’s okay, Teddy, I know you didn’t mean it this time. We can get through this, just like we've gotten through all the other rough spots.”
Once a wolf, never a sheep dog, babe.
I always, always want to throw an NPC like her into the genetic tumble that is the Lee Legacy,
just to see!
You know how that curiosity is, right?
Marion Lee: “I WOULD LIKE TO ADD TO THAT CONVERSATION WITH AN EXAMPLE OF MY OWN.”
*shplurttt*
Marcel Lee,
"mar sell",
first boy of the seventh generation in the Lee legacy!
Oh, I just had to know what he looked like.
Cute honker!
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Poll Simprovements!
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Finally finally finally free to play my sims!
I love the Lee Legacy and all,
but I'm psyching myself up to play a new legacy--
or maybe another kind of idea I've been playing around with lightheartedly.
But, I want to finish this first--
I'm so close!
Thanks for reading, you guys,
and I hope you're all enjoying the time off,
or just your time in general, okay?
:)