Lee Legacy 6.4
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cursing.
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Cedar: “Right.”
Ape-X: “So.”
Cedar: “Let’s do this.”
Cedar: “I’m Cedar Lee, sixth generation heir of the Lee legacy. It’s okay to be jealous.”
Ape-X: “You’re the result of my spread loins!”
Cedar: “Right. Back there? Great great great granddaddy Xavier Lee… inexplicably in an ape outfit.”
Ape-X: “It’s actually quite snuggly.” :(
Cedar: “Let’s get the eyes back on me, shall we?”
Dang, haven’t you introduced yourself enough already?
Cedar: “But you like to see me smile!” :3
Oh gosh, Cedar Lee, you may have no nice points, but every one of those zillion cute freckles make up for that lack.
He’s a romance sim, btw.
Is she used a lot in legacies?
I’m too new to this hood; newbie statues: declared!
:(
lololol.
M’m m’m MMM.
That’s one tasty walkby!
Except, none of these Strangetown girls are giving in (or out) to our poor little Lee champion.
Cedar: “Oh, Squeegee, I just love you so much! So, so much!”
Trencho: “A man…and a mop. This romance seems slightly peculiar.”
Trencho: “The adoration in his eyes is enough to drown a bundle of pup--”
Cedar: “OH, SQUEEGEE, MY CHERI.”
Cedar: “What? What are you looking at?”
This seems plausible.
Cedar: “Oh, I knew you’d come around to my charm.” ;)
Kaylynn, consider yourself victim number one.
Cedar: “Pretty girl.” *drool*
OMG WTF ACR BBQ.
Oh yeah, you better “look at the time, better go,”
Kaylynn McSluttyDrawers!
Xavier and I are absolutely appalled at your deviance!
What do you think the readers will think, young hussy?
Just look at what you did to X!
Oh…Oh my.
X? Buddy?
Oh god, is this some kind of sexually transmitted post traumatic stress disorder?
X? X, answer me!
X: “Pretty girl!” :D
Cedar: “Good morning, ma’am; your hair sure does look ni--”
Marion?: “Oh hell no. No no no. That is not how you talk to me. Do it again.”
Cedar: *sigh* “Do I have t--”
Marion?: “Do it!”
Cedar: “Oh, I hate to see you go, but I love to see you walk away.” -_-’
AND THUS SHE BECAME ENTHRALLED.
Aww, look at just how enthralled she became!
That would make a cute baby, Cedar.
Cedar? Are you listening to me?
Good god, man, come up for air!
Cedar: “Mmmf, busy.”
Sure are, sure are.
Burglar: “I be creepin’ like a ballllerrrr. Shh!”
NUUU.
BEGONE.
D:
Nuu, not the knowledgables!
How dare you steal these fine boys’ sole venue of education and self-improvement?!
Take the freakin’ TV why don’t you!
Burglar: *Just throw it in the bag, oh oh, just throw it in the ba--* “HEY WHO’S THERE?”
Xavier Lee: *sneaks*
Burglar: “Mmyes, indeed: I am much too good a crook to actually be heard. Oh, silly me!”
Xavier Lee: *beep beep beep*
Burglar: *self-praising snickering*
Xavier Lee: “PLZ HALP, AM BEING BURGLED. MAH WELFARE IZ AT CRISIS. KTHNXBYE.”
“AHAHAHA, I SHALL STEAL YOUR SNOW.”
KAPOW.
Cop: “Bitch, please!” *smack*
Man, like THREE REAL TIME minutes into this fight,
And here comes Xavier a’running.
Cop: “SAY UNCLE. SAY IT.”
“Oh gosh, oh geez; don’t hurt him too bad! He’s got my stuff with him! HEY WATCH OUT DON’T BREAK MY STUFF.”
D:
Bad boys bad boys,
Whatchya gonna do,
Whatchya gonna do when they come for you?
Cedar’s life moves on…
To Bella Goth!
Andddd his interests move on from PDA to the more private setting of his living room--
Perfect for the little rendezvous they both seemed to have in mind.
Except, hi maid. :|
Cedar: “GIVE ME YOUR WATER BEFORE I HAVE TO BEAT IT OUT OF YOU, YOU OVERSIZED FATASS SINK.”
Cedar: “RAUUGUGHHRRRGH.”
Baby water droplet: “You’re making the shower cry tears like me!”
Apparently, Xavier and that voyeur-maid have fallen deeply in love with one another?
X: “BOOYEAH, BABY.”
Cedar is ACE at wooing these walkbys, my god.
I don’t know whether it’s AL, ACR, or what,
But this time around it is so much easier to make friends.
Now I he just needs a baby’s momma!
Aww, Xavier.
:3
Oh my gosh! But look! See how old he is?!
He and Cedar are the same age--
And that’s getting too uncomfortably up there!
Lol, oh gosh, that hug was the most awkward thing ever;
I’m actually relieved it was short, for Kaylynn’s sake.
FASCINATING INFORMATION:
O rly.
Mm, yes, I see.
SKADOOSH.
See?!
Cedar might as well be a granddaddy to the upcoming babies!
Why, looky there:
Hey Kaylynn. Kaylynn? Hey, Kaylynn?
KAYLYNN?
Kay: “Whaaat?”
Oh nothing; I just wanted the readers to see how pretty you cleaned up to be.
I guess that expression epitomizes your ~true essence~.
BAY BAY JANGLES, Y’ALL.
Oh, hey Kaylynn? Ohhh, Kayyylynnn?
The toilet’s in the next room, honey.
Kaylynn?
Kay: “BLURRARRGHH.”
Cedar: “My mission has been accomplished.” :]
Hey, hey Kaylynn?
Kaylynn, it’s raining out. Kaylynn?
You’re in your undies, too. Aren’t you cold, Kaylynn?
I see you’ve practically starved yourself and the baby,
But wouldn’t you rather eat inside where it‘s warm?
Kaylynn?
Kay: *MMMF NOM*
OH GOSH, KAYLYNN,
I DIDN’T MEAN FOR YOU TO MAKE YOURSELF GET WARM.
GOOD GOD, DID YOU SET THE TREE ON FIRE, KAYLYNN?
Kay: “Nuu! This was like the prettiest tree ever! This was my tree! I liked this tree!”
Kay: *dances in a puddle in the rain in her undies in the dark*
:|
She’s actually quite upset over her special tree, still.
Poor thing. Poor, dimwitted thing.
UNF, look at that fine ass!
;D
Xavier Lee: “Your objectifying makes me sick.” >|
Yeah, well, you were pretty much asking for it.
Xavier Lee: “What? How so?”
You’re the one baring those breasts for all to see; why, you might as well wear tassels!
Xavier Lee: >|
Oh geez, hey Kaylynn? Earth to Kaylynn?
Kay: “Lalala, I’m making a nutritious breakfast for me and the baby!” :3
Uhh, no, you’re making one hot mess-- literally.
Xavier: “OMFG, WTF, SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING OMG.”
*panic panic panic*
Xavier: “GOD, stupid bitch.”
ikr, x.
Wait, what?
You only just conceived like two days ago!
You better keep that baby up there until you’re a certified Lee, you little--
UGH. FUCKING WELCOME TO THE WORLD,
BASTARD BABY OGBAR.
Oh, Ogbar Spitzig, borne of a formidably idiotic mother,
You are damned to never enter the heir race for the Lee Legacy.
Oh poor you, boo hoo.
>(
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This was not an auspicious start on Gladys (the new laptop).
That bastard baby better not come out cute!
Should I have known better than welcoming that birdbrained hussy into the Lee home?
Is she renowned for her stupidity and spaciness?
btw, this remains sixth generation just because Ogbar is not, in fact, eligible as heir.
>(
On a better note,
Do you SEE how crisp and clear those images are omfg?!
I don’t have to zoom up all into my simmies’ eyeballs, either!
Omg omg, let’s all do a happy dance in praise of sexy graphics!
:D :D :D