don't bug me

[khanhkicks]

One of the things that bother me most about summer and San Jose are those orange beetles that cling onto your back screen doors. They come into your house and make big crackling noises as they run into walls. So then you whip out the fly swatter but after three to four frightening smacks and recoils, you realize its exoskeleton makes it nearly invincible, rendering you and your 99-cent, bought-from-an-asian-grocery-store flyswatter useless. What to do?!

I've discovered the ultimate solution: DUST-OFF
Turn the can upside down and blast the motherfucker with poisonous gas and freezing air. Die bitch die!

pics coming soon