Fantasy Erotica
I've grown a bit tired of all the cliched "fantasy-girls" that permeate many guy-centric discussions. We all know the stereotypes; "Sexy nurse", "Sexy Librarian", "Catholic Schoolgirl," and so on. The reality, however, is that with the exception of the hot librarian, most of these stereotypes are not actually all that sexy in and of themselves.
So what I've done, is think long and hard about what I find actually appealing on the fantasy woman circuit, and expound upon such revelations.
1. Woman who manages her money wisely, AKA "The She-Jew"
+ Notably hot due to the fact that wise management of resources is indicative of intelligence, and smart girls are incredibly hot. Meanwhile, this sort of trait indicates common sense as well as an acceptable level of "book smarts", so you don't neccessarily get a lady who can remember pi to the thousandth digit, but is still dumb enough to buy a sports car/SUV/recreational speedboat* she doesn't need and can't use, just because said vehicles are popular.
+ Obviously it is nice to never have to worry about getting into financial trouble due to a capricious partner, but one must also never underestimate the sexiness of the phrase "talk practical to me, baby"
+ If she actually IS Jewish, maybe she can explain Kabbalah to you. Maybe. But anyway, that's merely a potential perk.
+ There's a very good chance that she has a job. Like, one that involves a paycheck, and not just numerous dollar bills or other "tip moneys". That's a good thing.
*Yes, I've known women dumb enough to blow tens of thousands on something as ridiculous as a speedboat, when the closest large body of water is 80 miles away.
2. Rational Independent Thought Woman, AKA "Civilized Discourse Girl"
+ Knows enough about random subjects to actually form real opinions on matters, as opposed to simply parroting the opinions of her parents and/or college professors, group counselors.
+ Although opinionated, doesn't feel the desperate urge to make others' opinions fall in line with hers... especially through the classic tactic of screaming, namecalling, and crying.
+ Handles cognitive dissonance the adult way; by changing her opinion as new facts become understood and relevant. It is always a good thing to resolve arguments in a manner that don't make the involved parties look like jackasses.
+ The lack of pointless stubbornness will save you from hours upon hours of arguments. Conversly, the presence of useful stubbornness will hopefully keep you from making catastrophic screw-ups. Its like a safety net that occasionally makes you feel like a dumbass, but only when you actually are a dumbass.
3. Hot Bi-Sexual Dominatrix, AKA "The Tag-team Partner"
+ While many women may disregard the idea of the menage-a-trois as mere greed on the part of men, this particular case is actually quite the opposite. There is a certain comfort in knowing that you have a partner to cover for any insufficiencies one might possess. Think of it as "the buddy system".
+ Girl on girl action is intrinsically hot. Every guy agrees with this, unless he's lying to you, in which case girl on girl action is super gross and no right-thinking guy would ever be turned on by the idea of groups of ladies dripping hot wax on each other and having an awesome time doing it.
+ Its the only way to have a double penetration without being gay. Like, man-gay, I mean.
4. Woman who is a Ninja, AKA "Ninja Woman"
+ She's a freaking ninja.
+ Flexible, looks good in spandex.
+ Did I mention she's a ninja?
+ In Ninja-land, woman defends YOU!
Now, I understand that all of these archetypes are pure fantasy. But still, its nice to dream... to hope...
So what I've done, is think long and hard about what I find actually appealing on the fantasy woman circuit, and expound upon such revelations.
1. Woman who manages her money wisely, AKA "The She-Jew"
+ Notably hot due to the fact that wise management of resources is indicative of intelligence, and smart girls are incredibly hot. Meanwhile, this sort of trait indicates common sense as well as an acceptable level of "book smarts", so you don't neccessarily get a lady who can remember pi to the thousandth digit, but is still dumb enough to buy a sports car/SUV/recreational speedboat* she doesn't need and can't use, just because said vehicles are popular.
+ Obviously it is nice to never have to worry about getting into financial trouble due to a capricious partner, but one must also never underestimate the sexiness of the phrase "talk practical to me, baby"
+ If she actually IS Jewish, maybe she can explain Kabbalah to you. Maybe. But anyway, that's merely a potential perk.
+ There's a very good chance that she has a job. Like, one that involves a paycheck, and not just numerous dollar bills or other "tip moneys". That's a good thing.
*Yes, I've known women dumb enough to blow tens of thousands on something as ridiculous as a speedboat, when the closest large body of water is 80 miles away.
2. Rational Independent Thought Woman, AKA "Civilized Discourse Girl"
+ Knows enough about random subjects to actually form real opinions on matters, as opposed to simply parroting the opinions of her parents and/or college professors, group counselors.
+ Although opinionated, doesn't feel the desperate urge to make others' opinions fall in line with hers... especially through the classic tactic of screaming, namecalling, and crying.
+ Handles cognitive dissonance the adult way; by changing her opinion as new facts become understood and relevant. It is always a good thing to resolve arguments in a manner that don't make the involved parties look like jackasses.
+ The lack of pointless stubbornness will save you from hours upon hours of arguments. Conversly, the presence of useful stubbornness will hopefully keep you from making catastrophic screw-ups. Its like a safety net that occasionally makes you feel like a dumbass, but only when you actually are a dumbass.
3. Hot Bi-Sexual Dominatrix, AKA "The Tag-team Partner"
+ While many women may disregard the idea of the menage-a-trois as mere greed on the part of men, this particular case is actually quite the opposite. There is a certain comfort in knowing that you have a partner to cover for any insufficiencies one might possess. Think of it as "the buddy system".
+ Girl on girl action is intrinsically hot. Every guy agrees with this, unless he's lying to you, in which case girl on girl action is super gross and no right-thinking guy would ever be turned on by the idea of groups of ladies dripping hot wax on each other and having an awesome time doing it.
+ Its the only way to have a double penetration without being gay. Like, man-gay, I mean.
4. Woman who is a Ninja, AKA "Ninja Woman"
+ She's a freaking ninja.
+ Flexible, looks good in spandex.
+ Did I mention she's a ninja?
+ In Ninja-land, woman defends YOU!
Now, I understand that all of these archetypes are pure fantasy. But still, its nice to dream... to hope...