A helpful pain scale
0-10 Scale of Pain Severity
10 - Mommy!!!
9 - Fuck these people. If they don't give me drugs I am going to start executing them one by one. This is drug-seeking behavior, bitches. Give me fucking drugs. Right now.
8 - They might be stupid, I better bring it up, but in an off-the-cuff manner so they don't think it's just for the drugs.
7 - I'm going to ask them for drugs, but I'll be careful to let them suggest narcotics.
6 - Fucking hurts like a bitch, bro. Better drop two Ibus into the Tylenol cocktail.
5 - I really need some Vicodin, but I don't want to appear to be engaging in drug seeking behavior.
4 - Ima ask granma if she's got any more of them little white pills.
3 - I'd like something stronger than Tylenol, but I'll take Tylenol to avoid the hassle of an ER trip and appearing to be engaging in drug seeking behavior.
2 - It throbs when I'm sitting still.
1 - My toe hurts.
0 - Nothing hurts. You're a little bitch for even consulting a pain chart. What are you, on here just to make the people who suffer chronic pain feel like shit? What an asshole. Go away, jerk.
K.
10 - Mommy!!!
9 - Fuck these people. If they don't give me drugs I am going to start executing them one by one. This is drug-seeking behavior, bitches. Give me fucking drugs. Right now.
8 - They might be stupid, I better bring it up, but in an off-the-cuff manner so they don't think it's just for the drugs.
7 - I'm going to ask them for drugs, but I'll be careful to let them suggest narcotics.
6 - Fucking hurts like a bitch, bro. Better drop two Ibus into the Tylenol cocktail.
5 - I really need some Vicodin, but I don't want to appear to be engaging in drug seeking behavior.
4 - Ima ask granma if she's got any more of them little white pills.
3 - I'd like something stronger than Tylenol, but I'll take Tylenol to avoid the hassle of an ER trip and appearing to be engaging in drug seeking behavior.
2 - It throbs when I'm sitting still.
1 - My toe hurts.
0 - Nothing hurts. You're a little bitch for even consulting a pain chart. What are you, on here just to make the people who suffer chronic pain feel like shit? What an asshole. Go away, jerk.
K.