Short man's syndrome

[khall]

My (utter, total) geekery, lead me wikipedia meandering to this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Bonaparte article this morning. And thence (that was like hipster ironic, see?) to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Christophe,_Prince_Napol%C3%A9on. Which, is the first time in my life I've ever actually felt this deep, abiding envy of someone's birth status. Like...I know some people are born rich, but that's pretty normal to envy them, in a general way. But this is like...I'm so jealous I'm mad at him. I want to be able to make people who piss me off address me as 'His Imperial Highness' khall. Bitches.:/

(A post with somewhat more depth is forthcoming. I got sidetracked with how much I don't like this guy now, sorry.)

K.