Dear Writer's Block

[khall]

If I turn into a woman? I'm instantly going over to all the men, who used to be women, and kicking them in the junk. And then? Ima be all, "THAT'S FOR WHEN I WAS 8 AND WE WERE ON THE PLAYGROUND! NOW YOU KNOW!"

*wins*

K.

Comments

[redhotlips]

LOL
Leave it to you

I vividly remember my father telling me that if I ever kicked a boy in the nuts that he would make sure that I wouldn't be able to sit for a week. Four years later he hired a private self defense and hand to hand combat coach to teach my sisters and I how to kick boys in the nuts, among other things.

[keetara]

The only boy I ever nut kneed was my little brother. He had decided I was a good punching bag and one day I brought up my knee to shield myself. Needless to say, he got in the way and got what he really deserved at the time. I don't think he ever hit me again after that. And I don't think he ever hit another female at all. So, if that was the result of kneeing him in the balls... I've got ~no~ problem with it.

[khall]

At my school, when I was in 3rd grade, it was 'funny' to run up and kick a boy in the balls. I think our experiences differ.;)

K.

[vaysha]

yipes, boy's "family jewels" were always off limits when I was growing up- that was "hitting below the belt" and not allowed.

[vaysha]

edited to add even though I could use the edit button lj provides that I would still never kick a man in the balls unless it was in self defense during a home invasion or rape. Or maybe unless he begged me too and he was a very very good boy.
;)

[khall]

*grins* Cutie.

K.