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Goodnight
EDIT:
Ok, this is just fuggin funny, so I had to post it too.
A medical report has detailed a twenty-fold increase in infection rates over the past ten years of the sexually transmitted disease VODAIS (Viral Overactive Dysfunction of the Auto-Immune System). People all over the nation are petitioning that the government do something about the epidemic.
The Debate
1. "This situation is about to explode. At this rate, this epidemic could severely impact our economy, our way of life, and even our government," says Doctor Aaron Fellow. "We must supply powerful drugs to all infected people, even if we have to produce and distribute it ourselves. We must also educate people on the dangers of VODAIS and supply condoms to all sexually active males. Sure, we'll need to divert tax money from the military to fund all this, but what good is a military if the soldiers are too sick to fight?"
[Accept]
2. "If you supply condoms, you'll increase sexual promiscuity," scoffs religious leader Steffan Mistletoe. "If you supply drugs, you'll risk creating an aura of invincibility which in turn increases sexual promiscuity. Sexual abstinence is 100% effective in preventing VODAIS infection. This knowledge must be taught at all schools and workplaces, and all other choices must be ridiculed. Make celibacy the only option!"
[Accept]
3. "Supplying drugs and condoms will not stop VODAIS infections and forcing everyone to be celibate will be the slow death of Jasperville," whispers Health Minister Anne-Marie Jong-Il in a poorly-lit back room. "Segregating the infected people is the most effective method. Everybody in Jasperville must be tested for VODAIS. Then all the VODAIS positive people will be shipped to seperate gated communities away from the rest of us. If they need to mingle with uninfected people, then they must wear distinguishing badges that feature a Grim Reaper holding a skeletal jackalope."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
I had to take option number 3, just because of the reaper holding a skeletal Jackalope mental image.
I am SO going to make that my countries official flag XD
My country is here ---> http://www.nationstates.net/jasperville
That is all.
Goodnight
EDIT:
Ok, this is just fuggin funny, so I had to post it too.
A medical report has detailed a twenty-fold increase in infection rates over the past ten years of the sexually transmitted disease VODAIS (Viral Overactive Dysfunction of the Auto-Immune System). People all over the nation are petitioning that the government do something about the epidemic.
The Debate
1. "This situation is about to explode. At this rate, this epidemic could severely impact our economy, our way of life, and even our government," says Doctor Aaron Fellow. "We must supply powerful drugs to all infected people, even if we have to produce and distribute it ourselves. We must also educate people on the dangers of VODAIS and supply condoms to all sexually active males. Sure, we'll need to divert tax money from the military to fund all this, but what good is a military if the soldiers are too sick to fight?"
[Accept]
2. "If you supply condoms, you'll increase sexual promiscuity," scoffs religious leader Steffan Mistletoe. "If you supply drugs, you'll risk creating an aura of invincibility which in turn increases sexual promiscuity. Sexual abstinence is 100% effective in preventing VODAIS infection. This knowledge must be taught at all schools and workplaces, and all other choices must be ridiculed. Make celibacy the only option!"
[Accept]
3. "Supplying drugs and condoms will not stop VODAIS infections and forcing everyone to be celibate will be the slow death of Jasperville," whispers Health Minister Anne-Marie Jong-Il in a poorly-lit back room. "Segregating the infected people is the most effective method. Everybody in Jasperville must be tested for VODAIS. Then all the VODAIS positive people will be shipped to seperate gated communities away from the rest of us. If they need to mingle with uninfected people, then they must wear distinguishing badges that feature a Grim Reaper holding a skeletal jackalope."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
I had to take option number 3, just because of the reaper holding a skeletal Jackalope mental image.
I am SO going to make that my countries official flag XD
My country is here ---> http://www.nationstates.net/jasperville