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[khaibitneter]

I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything you want.

Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Comments

[mmooneyapo]

In no less than 13 pages, what is the meaning of life?

In no less that 45 pages, why are people so stupid?

In no less that 69 pages, why is sex such a wonderful thing?

[khaibitneter]

Just imagine for a second that these answers were written in gigantic text, such that each letter took up multiple pages.

1. I'm not absolutely certain, but it has something to do with locusts, airplane glue, the square root of 637, and something that looks suspiciously like a tire-iron

2. Because only dorks are smart. Duh.

3. Because girls are soft and fun. Also, because god doesn't like it. Studies show that anything god doesn't like probably feels awesome. It's a fact.

[mmooneyapo]

I love the answers. And the gigantic text thing is exactly what I was thinking when I wrote the minimums.

[uglylittlewhore]

I can't think of any questions. I'm a bad girlfriend. ;_;

[khaibitneter]

Hee hee. You already know everything I could say, love.

[uglylittlewhore]

Yep, that's the problem... I think, "Oh, I could ask... Wait, I already have. Or what about... Nope, I know that one, too." So... Poopy.

[russiangurahl]

1) Why the fuck did you and others have to get me addicted to DS9?

2) Imperial Russia, Soviet Union, or The Russian Federation?

3) Why did you pick the answer you did to question number 2?

[khaibitneter]

1. Because we hate you.

2. Soviet Russia.

3. Because they were scarier than the other two combined. Even if it was all fake

[poetinplaid]

1. where were you on the night of the 23rd?
2. do you have any grey poupon?
3. depeche mode or the cure?

[khaibitneter]

1. 6 weeks ago on a wednesday...I was probably....at school, until all hours. Fighting all the bad guys.

2. Yes. In the refrigerator. It's mustard flavored.

3. I'm unclear on exactly what you're asking about cure, or depeche mode. So I'm going to answer a question about them that I made up. "Who had more makeup, the Cure, or Depeche Mode." And I tell you, it was the Cure. Robert Smith was the only guy I know that could pull off red lipstick. Hell. Yes.

[adioeternal]

1. WHAT is your name?

2. WHAT is your quest?

3. WHAT is the air speed velocity of a sparrow in flight laiden with a coconut held by its husk?

[khaibitneter]

1. Why do you want to know?

2. I don't think I have one. OH! What now, bridgekeeper!

3. Faster than a breadbox.