Yay. Quiz.
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER WENT TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER FELL IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER GOT DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER GOT FIRED
(_) I NEVER GOT IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE (though usually, I just listened to them say I couldn't leave, smiled, walked out, and knew I would catch hell later.)
(X) I NEVER GOT TIED UP (SEXUALLY) (not yet, anyway)
(X) I NEVER GOT CAUGHT MASTURBATING (I rarely get caught doing anything. I'm a crafty bastard.)
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (We were all four years old once)
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER GOT ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND (I lie to everyone, without even realizing it. We all do.)
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS (ten times)
(_) I NEVER WENT TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL (Why do you think I'm suspended?)
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER GOT FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER THREW UP IN A BAR
(X) I NEVER PAID FOR SEX
(X) I NEVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME.
(X) I NEVER WENT BY A NAME OTHER THEN MY BIRTH NAME. (nicknames don't count)
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A CRUISE
(_) I NEVER FOOLED AROUND IN A CAR IN A PARKING LOT
(X) I NEVER LIED I WAS A VIRGIN
(_) I NEVER MASTURBATED FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO WATCH
(_) I NEVER ATE AN ENTIRE BOX OF OREOS
(_) I NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER WENT TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER FELL IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER GOT DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER GOT FIRED
(_) I NEVER GOT IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE (though usually, I just listened to them say I couldn't leave, smiled, walked out, and knew I would catch hell later.)
(X) I NEVER GOT TIED UP (SEXUALLY) (not yet, anyway)
(X) I NEVER GOT CAUGHT MASTURBATING (I rarely get caught doing anything. I'm a crafty bastard.)
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (We were all four years old once)
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER GOT ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND (I lie to everyone, without even realizing it. We all do.)
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS (ten times)
(_) I NEVER WENT TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL (Why do you think I'm suspended?)
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER GOT FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER THREW UP IN A BAR
(X) I NEVER PAID FOR SEX
(X) I NEVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME.
(X) I NEVER WENT BY A NAME OTHER THEN MY BIRTH NAME. (nicknames don't count)
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A CRUISE
(_) I NEVER FOOLED AROUND IN A CAR IN A PARKING LOT
(X) I NEVER LIED I WAS A VIRGIN
(_) I NEVER MASTURBATED FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO WATCH
(_) I NEVER ATE AN ENTIRE BOX OF OREOS