Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
At last! I finally found it! And my scholars thought it didn't exist! YES! This is Treasure Island! Annnddddd!! Being Wutai's number one fighter I declare this land to be part of Wutai!
Which means any and all treasure found here will be long to me!
OH! OH! OH!
THIS ALSO MEANS! AS CITIZENS OF WUTAI! YOU WILL BE TRAINED TO DEFEND OUR HOMELAND FROM EVIL SHINRA!
Training will begin soon! And being the number one fighter from the homeland I WILL BE YOUR TRAINER!
THAT IS ALL!
WAIT! WAIT!
AS YOUR LEADER I DEMAND ANY AND ALL MATERIA BE HANDED OVER TO ME!
That is all!
WAIIIIIIITTTTT!
I DECLARE THAT ANYONE WITH A CHOCOBO HEAD HAS COOTIES!
...THAT IS ALL!
Which means any and all treasure found here will be long to me!
OH! OH! OH!
THIS ALSO MEANS! AS CITIZENS OF WUTAI! YOU WILL BE TRAINED TO DEFEND OUR HOMELAND FROM EVIL SHINRA!
Training will begin soon! And being the number one fighter from the homeland I WILL BE YOUR TRAINER!
THAT IS ALL!
WAIT! WAIT!
AS YOUR LEADER I DEMAND ANY AND ALL MATERIA BE HANDED OVER TO ME!
That is all!
WAIIIIIIITTTTT!
I DECLARE THAT ANYONE WITH A CHOCOBO HEAD HAS COOTIES!
...THAT IS ALL!