Overheard.
“That was my sister. She wants me to buy her pipe cleaners.”
“Aw, that’s so cute.”
“It’s not ‘awwwww’.”
“How old is she?”
“She’s 12, and I have a brother; he’s 20.”
“How old are you?”
“21. Yeah, there’s a big gap between me and her.”
“How did that happen?”
“I dunno-ask my parents.” *Leans in and whispers* “No protection, obviously.“
“Aw, that’s so cute.”
“It’s not ‘awwwww’.”
“How old is she?”
“She’s 12, and I have a brother; he’s 20.”
“How old are you?”
“21. Yeah, there’s a big gap between me and her.”
“How did that happen?”
“I dunno-ask my parents.” *Leans in and whispers* “No protection, obviously.“