back in sharon!
well, i went to florida on vacation, it was pretty darn snazzy let me tell ya. we went to naples, which equals $$$$$ for like, some salt. everything was really overpriced and such, which is good though, bc then i didnt spend any money. and i got some pretty good quotations that sum up my family well for those of you who arent familiar with the Nichols/Gustafson unit.
"Fucking roaches! Goddamn UNCLEAN!"
--Unknown British man in gross Cleveland motel
"Do you lick your dog's balls before you eat breakfast?"
--Raymond, my blunt stepfather
"You know what I miss playing? Sacrifice!"
--My sadistic sister, Nikki
"She is quite the f-drom bopper!"
--Me, after too much sangria
"That's the garage door to your anus."
--Raymond
"Stallions!"
--Nikki
"If I could get a little motor, and hook it on to my ass...man, I'd noodle all the way out to Cuba!"
--Raymond, upon discovering the sheer brilliance of the noodle pool toy
"That's a house plant...growing OUTSIDE!"
--My wonderful mother
"Fucking roaches! Goddamn UNCLEAN!"
--Unknown British man in gross Cleveland motel
"Do you lick your dog's balls before you eat breakfast?"
--Raymond, my blunt stepfather
"You know what I miss playing? Sacrifice!"
--My sadistic sister, Nikki
"She is quite the f-drom bopper!"
--Me, after too much sangria
"That's the garage door to your anus."
--Raymond
"Stallions!"
--Nikki
"If I could get a little motor, and hook it on to my ass...man, I'd noodle all the way out to Cuba!"
--Raymond, upon discovering the sheer brilliance of the noodle pool toy
"That's a house plant...growing OUTSIDE!"
--My wonderful mother