"Sorry, Mom......"
You know, if you enlarge that lovely picture of Lance's Halloween appendage (not that I would EVER do something like that), it looks like it's been bitten, not cut. And I'm still wondering how he's going to explain that picture to his mom ;-) Oh well, you gotta give the publicists something to do occasionally. It'll be my new wallpaper for a while, if only because it makes me go "EWWWWWWWW".