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Since I posted my multiplex of dreams, I've had so many since. I will copy and paste the email I send to a friend regarding my arrest, which I resisted with my mother's support. ha ha.
In real life I have really sucky driving days, where I'll just come in close contact with mailboxes or the edge or the road, often driving over the curb and making illegal turns... etc... and in my dream, this was one of those days. I have no idea how in the history of humankind a person could manage to do this, but I was going 5mph down my mom's street and instead of making a left or right, I continued to drive into somebody's driveway and smash into the back of his brand new crystal blue Ferrari. Somehow, 5 miles and hour managed to crush 1/3 of his car. Obviously he was pissed. So the cops came... they're doing the report and one of them noticed that I recently (in real life this happened) got pulled over for turning on a red light when I wasn't supposed to (didn't see the sign). And of course in Kyle's dream having two tickets in a week means that you have to go to jail, so I get a warrant for my arrest. It made NO SENSE to me... I told my mom and she supported me in resisting my arrest, and so I did.
This is why I'm telling you this: my arrest. So how you got arrested - you go on your hands and knees with you hands behind your back and the officer tells you to make fists. Then he starts to masking tape your forearms together. Step two involves wrapping the major muscle areas (thighs, biceps, abs, triceps, chest, glut, etc.) with tinfoil. After, they saran wrap you to the point where you can't move, and THEN they handcuff you. It was SO STUPID to me. I was like "what the fuck are you doing!??" So before I was finished, the officer tells me he is going to be late for something. I found out later in my dream that he had hockey practice, conveniently located in the basement of the coffee house I was at... I told him that if he wanted to go to his engagement and come back that I would wait for him and he could finish up the job. He was really nice and said that he'd give me two more hours but that I couldn't tell anyone. I felt bad breaking away from my word, he was the only nice officer. So I booked it, and of course I'm getting chased by the cop that wrote my police report. I got caught, but as he was about to tin foil me, I turned around and arrested him! It was a good feeling saran wrapping him.
Then it was off to the hospital because I didn't think they would point guns at me there... my brother called me half crying. Our friend Raymond's appendix burst, and he happened to be in the hospital I was.... when I went to visit him before he left Earth, a police came and I had to escape. I had just enough time to tell him that I was under arrest and had to leave... got chased through pine trees... and ... I woke up....
I just thought the process of getting arrested was funny. And I love that my mom was totally down with me resisting arrest.
In real life I have really sucky driving days, where I'll just come in close contact with mailboxes or the edge or the road, often driving over the curb and making illegal turns... etc... and in my dream, this was one of those days. I have no idea how in the history of humankind a person could manage to do this, but I was going 5mph down my mom's street and instead of making a left or right, I continued to drive into somebody's driveway and smash into the back of his brand new crystal blue Ferrari. Somehow, 5 miles and hour managed to crush 1/3 of his car. Obviously he was pissed. So the cops came... they're doing the report and one of them noticed that I recently (in real life this happened) got pulled over for turning on a red light when I wasn't supposed to (didn't see the sign). And of course in Kyle's dream having two tickets in a week means that you have to go to jail, so I get a warrant for my arrest. It made NO SENSE to me... I told my mom and she supported me in resisting my arrest, and so I did.
This is why I'm telling you this: my arrest. So how you got arrested - you go on your hands and knees with you hands behind your back and the officer tells you to make fists. Then he starts to masking tape your forearms together. Step two involves wrapping the major muscle areas (thighs, biceps, abs, triceps, chest, glut, etc.) with tinfoil. After, they saran wrap you to the point where you can't move, and THEN they handcuff you. It was SO STUPID to me. I was like "what the fuck are you doing!??" So before I was finished, the officer tells me he is going to be late for something. I found out later in my dream that he had hockey practice, conveniently located in the basement of the coffee house I was at... I told him that if he wanted to go to his engagement and come back that I would wait for him and he could finish up the job. He was really nice and said that he'd give me two more hours but that I couldn't tell anyone. I felt bad breaking away from my word, he was the only nice officer. So I booked it, and of course I'm getting chased by the cop that wrote my police report. I got caught, but as he was about to tin foil me, I turned around and arrested him! It was a good feeling saran wrapping him.
Then it was off to the hospital because I didn't think they would point guns at me there... my brother called me half crying. Our friend Raymond's appendix burst, and he happened to be in the hospital I was.... when I went to visit him before he left Earth, a police came and I had to escape. I had just enough time to tell him that I was under arrest and had to leave... got chased through pine trees... and ... I woke up....
I just thought the process of getting arrested was funny. And I love that my mom was totally down with me resisting arrest.