gakked from
dine 1. What was the first car your family had?
1970's Green/White 2 door Nova? I may have the name wrong. We called it the green weenie.
2. What was the name of your first pet and what?
Mama Kitty-a black/white cat
3. How did your first pet die?
old age and a skin disease
4. What was the name of your elementary school?
Which one? I went to no less than 5. The last was Finley Elementary School
5. Who was your first best friend?
Cory (a girl, but funny, huh?)
6. Are you still friends today, and if not, what happened?
no, my family moved far away. She and I cried when we said good bye at the end of our 3rd grade year.
7. What was your favorite board game?
checkers
8. Did you play house or other make believe games?
I played superman, wonderboy (a wonderwoman knockoff), pirates, farmers..., oh and I loved to pretend I was that cartoon kid that could turn into a car.
9. Were you a Dungeons and Dragons geek?
nope
10. Did you sleep with stuffed animals as a kid?
Just Snoopy. I still have him.
11. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
occasionaly Snoopy makes a guest appearance
12. Who was the first person you looked up to when you were younger?
Dan Rather. I wanted to be a newsman.
13. Who was your favorite relative?
My Gramma
14. Were you short or tall in elementary school?
regular height, but plumper than the average kid
15. Were you teased in school?
not a whole lot, just a few times.
16. What was the name of your favorite teacher?
Mrs. Ayers. At the end of each school year, she took her class to her cabin in the mountains!
17. What was the name of your least favorite teacher?
Mr. Ruby. He was an alcoholic.
18. What was your best subject in school?
Band. Second to that was CP English.
19. What was your worst subject in school?
Anything past Algebra II.
20. Did you do well in Physical Education?
I did horribly.
21. Were you clumsy when you were younger?
no I was pretty quick on my feet.
22. Who was your favorite band as a kid?
Guess it was ABBA.
23. What was your favorite movie as a kid?
Not fair... Um... no, I can't answer that. Too hard.
24. Did your parents read to you?
Oh yes, tons. Then we read together. Then I just read them myself.
25. Did you have a favorite book?
Where the Sidewalk Ends-Shel Silverstein
26. What was your favorite restaurant as a kid?
Arby's
27. On what TV or movie star did you have a crush?
I'm drawing a blank.
28. Do you now wonder what you were thinking?
Still blank.
29. Who was your first crush in school?
This dumb jock Brandon, one grade ahead of me. He was so adorable. I helped him in Algebra, when I could still understand it.
30. As a child, what kind of car did you want when you grew up?
I wanted a delorean or lambhorgini, I liked the doors.
31. Did your parents spank you?
rarely. And I deserved it.
32. Did your parents fight a lot when you were a kid?
rarely. I had a friend over once, his parents were divorced, he saw my parents arguing over somethign and asked me if they were gonna get divorced too.
33. Did your parents get divorced or stay married?
They are still married going on 37 or so years
34. If they got divorced, how old were you when it happened?
n/a
35. Did you ever run away from home?
I secretly wanted to a few times, for the usual childlike reasons. But no, I never did.
36. How old were you when/if you first got glasses?
I was 22.
37. Did you need braces or a retainer?
My teeth could be straighter but it was never affordable. They are fine the way they are.
38. If you're female, how old were you when you got your period?
n/a
39. If you're male, how old were you when you had your first wet dream?
golly, no idea!
40. Both sexes when did you start shaving?
14-15?
41. How old were you when you first masturbated?
10-11?
42. Girls, when did you start wearing a bra?
n/a
43. Both sexes, how old were you when you had your first real kiss?
23
44. Who was your first kiss with?
a perv who just wanted to suck my dick
45. What was your first kiss like?
sloppy, I felt like I was being eaten
46. How old were you when you went on your first date?
26
47. Who was your first date with?
John, a guy from one of the suburbs of Portland. We met online.
48. What did you do on your first date?
smoked some weed, ate at Jack in the Box, watched a movie at my place, made out and gave each other oral pleasures.
49. How old were you when you first drank?
15-And I got so fucking wasted. My own 40 ouncer, a six pack, and southern comfort/pepsi all night. The hangover was hell, as my Mom made me go grocery shopping the next morning and mow the lawn when we got home.
50. How old were you when you first tried drugs?
19-I lightly experimented with quite a lot. I'm pretty squeaky clean these days tho.