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my brother just came up behind me and put his hands over my (open) eyes really forcefully and did the whole "guess who?!" thing.
"...so what," you ask?
SO HE HAS FUCKING PINK EYE. AND GOOP IS AGGRESSIVELY AND VIOLENTLY OOZING FROM HIS LEFT EYE,WHICH HAS SWOLLEN TO HELL AND TURNED A SHADE OF ALMOST NEON HOT PINK. AND HE RUBS THE DAMN EYE EVERY 1.35 SECONDS.
sdlkfjdsflkgj. now I am going to get pink eye. fanfuckingtastic!!!!
"...so what," you ask?
SO HE HAS FUCKING PINK EYE. AND GOOP IS AGGRESSIVELY AND VIOLENTLY OOZING FROM HIS LEFT EYE,WHICH HAS SWOLLEN TO HELL AND TURNED A SHADE OF ALMOST NEON HOT PINK. AND HE RUBS THE DAMN EYE EVERY 1.35 SECONDS.
sdlkfjdsflkgj. now I am going to get pink eye. fanfuckingtastic!!!!