A very special anime sim Christmas where stupidity and silliness ensues
AND NOW FOR A VERY SPECIAL ANIME SIM CHRISTMAS!
Hosted by sims based on characters from Death Note, Hetalia, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei, Azumanga Daioh and Mass Effect! (What? Technically it's an anime now )
America: HI FOLKS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! TONIGHT ME AND MY ANIME PALS WILL BE BRINGING A FUN-PACKED NIGHT OF CHRISTMAS CHEER!
Light: But what the hell do we do on a Christmas special? Pretty sure Japan celebrates Christmas differently to you Americans.
Nozomu: MURDER.
L: What?
Nozomu: Come on, you lived in England, did you never watch Eastenders? Christmas episodes of British soaps are full of death and despair!
Light: You don't say...
Light:BRB.
L: What are you doing?
Light:Just writing my letter to Santa.
Madoka: Don't loads of kids show up on Christmas specials too?
America: You're right!
America: CHILDREN OF THE WORLD, GET OVER HERE!
America: That's it?
Chiyo: Well, sim!god hasn't really made any more anime child sims. Also, why is this sofa eating my legs?
America: Because she's been spending too much time on those damn Pixel_Trade activities.
Chiyo: Don't you sometimes get celebrities on Christmas specials too?
America: OF COURSE!
Light: But where exactly do we find a celebrity?
America: Well, come to think of it, we don't need to try, we're popular anime characters after all.
Nozomu: That only works for Pokemon, anime characters aren't exactly celebrities.
L: Well I'm a world famous detective!
Chiyo: In your own continuity.
Light: Also, good job on publicly confirming that you are indeed the L Kira's looking for.
L: Shit.
L: I'm just gonna... erm...
Nozomu: Retire from fighing crime?
[DING DONG]
Light/Chiyo: Who's that?
IT'S COMMANDER SHEPARD! [APPLAUSE]
Madoka: Of course, video games are far more well-known!
Nozomu: But why are you here wearing a revealing leather outfit instead of fighting the reapers?
Shepard: Because I'm the closest thing to a celebrity out of all of you To wish you a Merry Christmas! And don't worry, I have a fine crew making sure the universe is safe.
Tali: What's this?
Liara: Maybe the reapers sent it.
L: WE HAVE TO INTERRUPT THIS FOR AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST!
America: Is that supposed to be a disguise?
L: No time!
LIVE
Liara: Oh goddess, it's eaten Tali! CHAOS EVERYWHERE! Damn you Shepard for abandoning us!
Light: That Quarian whore never fixed my DVD player.
Madoka: That's not a reaper, that's a witch!
Madoka: I'LL SAVE YOU!
Nozomu: So, what else?
Shepard: L?
L: Ah! There's sometimes a homage to the nativity!
England: I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH!
Chiyo: Where's Joseph? And more importantly, how can you give birth when you're a man?
England: VIA CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
Nozomu: I heard he got knocked up in an update from August 2011 then sim!god ignored it, so technically he's been pregnant for about a year and 5 months now.
L: That's more recent than our last update!
America: Never fear! I, the greatest nation in the world, shall deliver this holy child!
Shepard: Hold on, phone call.
ALAS, THE PHONECALL WAS INTERRUPTED
America: THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN IN CHRISTMAS SPECIALS!
AFTER THE FIRE WAS EXTINGUISHED BY CHIYO
Chiyo: What was the phone call about?
Shepard: Madoka has become a witch!
Nozomu: This really is a British Soap Christmas!
Light: Just as planned.
England: So hey, while all that was happening, I may have given birth to Santa.
L: That's not how the nativity goes! This is the worst Christmas special ever! Let's just cut to other anime sims making cameos as ice skaters and be done with!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Also! Outakes!
Hosted by sims based on characters from Death Note, Hetalia, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei, Azumanga Daioh and Mass Effect! (What? Technically it's an anime now )
America: HI FOLKS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! TONIGHT ME AND MY ANIME PALS WILL BE BRINGING A FUN-PACKED NIGHT OF CHRISTMAS CHEER!
Light: But what the hell do we do on a Christmas special? Pretty sure Japan celebrates Christmas differently to you Americans.
Nozomu: MURDER.
L: What?
Nozomu: Come on, you lived in England, did you never watch Eastenders? Christmas episodes of British soaps are full of death and despair!
Light: You don't say...
Light:BRB.
L: What are you doing?
Light:Just writing my letter to Santa.
Madoka: Don't loads of kids show up on Christmas specials too?
America: You're right!
America: CHILDREN OF THE WORLD, GET OVER HERE!
America: That's it?
Chiyo: Well, sim!god hasn't really made any more anime child sims. Also, why is this sofa eating my legs?
America: Because she's been spending too much time on those damn Pixel_Trade activities.
Chiyo: Don't you sometimes get celebrities on Christmas specials too?
America: OF COURSE!
Light: But where exactly do we find a celebrity?
America: Well, come to think of it, we don't need to try, we're popular anime characters after all.
Nozomu: That only works for Pokemon, anime characters aren't exactly celebrities.
L: Well I'm a world famous detective!
Chiyo: In your own continuity.
Light: Also, good job on publicly confirming that you are indeed the L Kira's looking for.
L: Shit.
L: I'm just gonna... erm...
Nozomu: Retire from fighing crime?
[DING DONG]
Light/Chiyo: Who's that?
IT'S COMMANDER SHEPARD! [APPLAUSE]
Madoka: Of course, video games are far more well-known!
Nozomu: But why are you here wearing a revealing leather outfit instead of fighting the reapers?
Shepard: Because I'm the closest thing to a celebrity out of all of you To wish you a Merry Christmas! And don't worry, I have a fine crew making sure the universe is safe.
Tali: What's this?
Liara: Maybe the reapers sent it.
L: WE HAVE TO INTERRUPT THIS FOR AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST!
America: Is that supposed to be a disguise?
L: No time!
LIVE
Liara: Oh goddess, it's eaten Tali! CHAOS EVERYWHERE! Damn you Shepard for abandoning us!
Light: That Quarian whore never fixed my DVD player.
Madoka: That's not a reaper, that's a witch!
Madoka: I'LL SAVE YOU!
Nozomu: So, what else?
Shepard: L?
L: Ah! There's sometimes a homage to the nativity!
England: I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH!
Chiyo: Where's Joseph? And more importantly, how can you give birth when you're a man?
England: VIA CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
Nozomu: I heard he got knocked up in an update from August 2011 then sim!god ignored it, so technically he's been pregnant for about a year and 5 months now.
L: That's more recent than our last update!
America: Never fear! I, the greatest nation in the world, shall deliver this holy child!
Shepard: Hold on, phone call.
ALAS, THE PHONECALL WAS INTERRUPTED
America: THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN IN CHRISTMAS SPECIALS!
AFTER THE FIRE WAS EXTINGUISHED BY CHIYO
Chiyo: What was the phone call about?
Shepard: Madoka has become a witch!
Nozomu: This really is a British Soap Christmas!
Light: Just as planned.
England: So hey, while all that was happening, I may have given birth to Santa.
L: That's not how the nativity goes! This is the worst Christmas special ever! Let's just cut to other anime sims making cameos as ice skaters and be done with!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Also! Outakes!