DN-Sims (Out of university) ommnibus 1
So, DN_Sims hasn't had any updates lately, and I'm worried that I'll get in trouble for spamming if I post 3 updates in a row. So while someone else posts there, here's what my newer Death Note sims have been up to so far.
Rating: PG-13/12a
Genre: Slice-Of-Life
Pairings/Characters: Too many to mention. -_-'
Warnings: Picture-heavy, Weirdness, random fanart I picked up somewhere, M-preg, b*tch-slaps, weirdness in general, pervy sims, yaoi/BL, glitches, female sims without undies, silliness, sims on the toilet, cheesiness results of boredom and a heck of a lot of crossovers.
Pleh.
Following the end of niversity, the following happened:
Pretty much everyone began to live on their own...
Their neighbours including Beyond Birthday (That's not rubbish in that bag, just to warn you...)
And several characters from Azumanga Daioh. (I forgot to include a full picture of them. D:)
L in particular, is rather fond of Osaka...
Etc...
etc. etc. etc.
((LxOsaka is an inside gag, I'm not one of those irritating fangirls... well, I am, but still, that was the result of an inside gag, not... oh, never mind...))
That photo was actually taken at a wedding (No, not theirs... they're both too busy discussing evil pigtails to know what commitment is... It was actually Yomi's wedding...) and I happen to have another picture from the event...
NEAR! What are you doing? I know you were younger than the rest when you left college, but that doesn't mean you should be underage drinking! Dear dear Near...
But anyhow...
Although everyone else lived on their own, Misa and Light actually got married (Yes, surprise indeed!)(What's with my sim girls and their love of purple formal wear?)
L and Mello were not invited along to the wedding... something to do with them both becoming extremely drunk at Yomi's wedding and singing The cheeky song during the vows.
And neither were too happy about it...
They actually sneaked into the wedding at the last minute
"We're here for the... wait... why's everyone leaving?"
But anyhow... despite Light and Misa being married, Light still continues his loving relationship with Mikami.
What made things even more complicated was that Mikami also lived with the both of them
Matt and Mello also remained together. Although in fact, they don't quite remember how they got so drunk they started to share their lip gloss... or why they wore lip gloss in the first place...
But anyhow, onto the storyline... did I say storyline? I meant results of boredom...
One time, Light saw Near staring at him through the window...
Feeling rather intimidated, he came outside and asked why he was staring.
Near explained that L was still angry that he didn't get invited before the wedding cake was eaten. (Mello stole a bar of Dairy Milk from Misa, so he wasn't too bothered).
Causing Light's ingenius plan to throw a house party and invite L!
Don't be fooled, he wasn't phoning L in this picture. He was phoning Mikami to tell him to hide all of the booze (And that he loved him, bless'im...) Thus, why he's also picking his nose. When he phones Mikami, he's more comfortable with picking his nose.
And so, the party began!
During which (Lols, expect a nice few Azumanga Daioh cameos now) Mikami and Near managed to get Tomo and Yomi into the hot tub with them...
"You see Near, these lovely ladies will help you out when you eventually hit puberty...."
"O_O"
Osaka noticed a zit on the side of Matt's face...
And later, Matsuda, feeling rather loney, decided to have a pleasant conversation with a phone, Kagura begins stalking Matt, and Osaka is just standing there thinking "LOL PIZZA! :D"
All of a sudden, some random townie arrived, and invited himself onto Light's precious swing!
Much to Light and Mikami's annoyance...
"You invite yourself here and use Kami's swing again, and I'll sakujo your @$$!!!!"
"Yay! Thank you Mikami!"
Meanwhile, Misa tries to win L's forgiveness, and failing...
"What?! So you're saying that it's MY fault those alcopops were so sweet?"
Eventually, there was only one option left...
"You asked him to move in with us?!"
"? :D"
"Why didn't you just kill him?"
"He'd know it was us then!"
"He'd be DEAD you moron!"
"Err..."
"That won't work... *Smooch**Smooch*"
Meanwhile, L went to collect his luggage...
Yes. That was his luggage. (Why does Near seem so happy to watch Mello and Matt snogging?)
Meanwhile...
"I dun' get it B... why did everyone else get to move in apart from us? I feel so unloved..."
"Inorite? I'm actually a pretty nice person, y'know, when I'm not murdering people and all..."
"What did you say
"Nothing..."
After 5 months, 2 weeks and 3 days of not sleeping, it finally gets to L... Oh ho, Misa's gonna get a shock in the morning...
Meanwhile, Light had finally seen the good side of his rivals moving in with him...
"You could have at least made Matt clean the toilet..."
Finding L sleeping next to her affected Misa rather badly:
After a pool party later, a random townie (I think it was the same guy who invited himself on the swing in the last episode... god that guy's annoying) has again invited himself into the household. What does he want this time?
"How dare you wear a swimsuit like that with your appearance! You put shame on the skimpy banana company! If I see you in that swimsuit again, I'll kick your @$$!"
"Mummy!"
*Sob**Sob* "I thought they made me look manly..."
Some time later...
"This'll teach him for critisizing my choice in swimwear... just see his face as his lucky chess table dies..."
Matsuda and Beyond Birthday are discussing how to get more attention from the others... and finally get to move in with them...
"Um... why are we on your bed and why are you in your underwear?"
"... they're my lucky "brainpower" panties"
"Oh..."
"And they've given me a cunning plan!"
And, at the Yagami/Amane/River/Lawliet/Jeevas/Keehl (Whoah, what a mouthful)household...
"Hey there, boys... We're sexy incest twins..."
"Want some of..."
"Beyond, mate, what are you doing? Tricking poor Matsuda into crossdressing with you?
"Who are they, sexy? I'm Barbara, and she's Maureen..."
"Lol, you have man-boobs, Matsuda..."
(Lawl, random Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei cameo)
"...So, that didn't work after all, Itoshiki..."
"Erm... right... so, I hear you kill people, is it okay if you do me a favour, I keep failing it constantly..."
Near being a perv... as usual...
"Ooh, someone's been doing their 'Buns of steel' videos... niiice~"
Beyond Birthday came for a nice ol' visit again, much to the annoyance of Mikami and L
"You're so purty"
"STFU NOOB I'LL GET MAH LADY-MAN-WIFE-LIGHT-KINS (lolwut?) TO SAKJUO UR @$$ 'CUS I LOST MAH..."
"Make-up? You're purty enough without it, bby."
"Soooo... Man-wife, eh? I'll show you who's the man-wife..."
By the looks of it, L has a rather strong finger.
Misa also got a makeover, if that wasn't mentioned in the old one (I forgot)
And because of her getting a job in the showbiz industry, she's been acting a bit of a poser... literally.
"Love, love love, it's midnight... put some bloody clothes on"
Now, the main occurrence of the episode...
So, some idiot decided to take the rubbish out and leave it onto the floor (I don't know who, but I think it was Matsuda on an attempt to get more attention) and the place got infected with cockroaches. As a result, two particular geniuses didn't get that much luck.
Poor Near got the flu. Look at his poor little fragile-L-like body and painful look on his face. ;_;
And Mello also got the flu. Also look at his poor little fragile body as he's slumped onto the couch trying to sleep his sickness away. ;_;
However, no very sick person will get in the way of Light and his daily dose of the Jeremy Kyle Show.
"Move it Mello-Yello, I wanna watch chavs argue over how they slept with the mother's of other chavs and impregnated them!"
"But..."
"CHAVS!"
"But... *Shuffles off* I'm tellin' poppa..."
"Just as planned. >:D"
(L is now apparently "Poppa" now)
"An' he just kicked me off the sofa so he can watchit an' mock former Wammy kids gone bad an'..."
"There there..."
"I Dun' wanna be Near! I wanna be a healthy Misa~!"
"There there..."
"I'm si..."
"Screw you, you're faking it"
(Matt did in fact take advantage of his two friends being sick by... pretending to be sick... ironically, after I finished taking photos for this one, he actually did become sick in truth.)
To make them feel better, L decided to steal neighbour-Itoshiki's fresh plantlife from across the road and make a nice flowery-salad to give them their health back.
And it seems that Near and Mello getting the flu has affected him rather badly also.
"MY POOR BABIES! *Sob**Sob*"
"But isn't it soup sick people normally get?"
"The maid thought it was toilet cleaner..."
"That explains things..."
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? SALAD?!?!? SICK PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE THIS YOU 8@$7@¬#!!! I'D RATHER DRINK TOILET CLEANER THAN THIS $/¬!7!"
With Matt now currently sick, he decides to spend some time in bed.
But seriously Matty... it's Winter... surely it's a bad idea to sleep naked in Winter anyway?
Because the cast of Death Note just can't stand vermin, they've set up "camp" in the upstairs hallway in case it happens again. It actually looks quite a bit nicer than downstairs, imo.
Luckily, Matt's flu didn't last as long as Mello and Near's did, and he's back to full health after sleeping through the night. But I still don't reccomend playing outside with no shirt on when it's as chilly as it is where I am. D:
Meanwhile, word on the street that friendly neighbour Nozomu Itoshiki has moved into a less expensive house. And despite the fact that he had only moved to the house next door, Mello still decided to "welcome him to the neighbourhood" (Aka: Brag about how his house is better)
(Lawl, Tomo Takino and Shion Sonozaki came along as well... Azumanga Daioh, Sayonara Zetubou Sensei, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni and Death Note all in one house... sounds like a bad fanfiction...)
"Oh great... you again... D8"
It seems like neither Mello nor Tomo are paying much attention to the house anymore...
(Pillow fighting should be an official sport)
What a beautiful face.
ITOSHIKI IS A PERVERT! Just look where he's looking! :o
I personally think that Near influenced him.
Just like how he influenced L.
This picture doesn't have anything to do with the "storyline", I just felt that Near is the prettiest out of my sim men, but for some reason I never take a decent picture of his lovely face.
Meanwhile, Misa had decided to buy some new underwear, swimsuits, general skimpy clothing to get Light's attention back (She still doesn't know he's cheating on her with Mikami, she just thinks he hasn't seen much flesh lately). While she was there, she decided to redo her makeup in a photo booth.
"Oh! What are you doing here!"
*Click*
"I've been looking for a decent picture for ages."
And what were the pictures like?
I just want to know how on earth Misa managed to be upside-down in one of them.
LOL, DEATH NOTE/HIGURASHI/AZUMANGA STALKER LINE.
And also... Here's a video of Near dancing with no trousers on. 'Cus we all love fanservice when it's Near fanservice.
"Yo! Matsui!"
"Hey there, I was just passing by and...
*Splash* "Hey!"
((I don't know who the horrified girl in the background is... by the looks of things she's probably one of Matsuda's fangirls))
"YOU $$$"!£%%$£ FACE THE MATSU-POWAH YOU EVIL %$%$££ %%£%$%!!!!"
"He's not making any sense! :O"
"MAH GURN SHALL PAY YOU BACK!"
Lol... wut?
Meanwhile, Near is bored. None of his favourite toys and such are avaliable so he's had to resort to bottles:
Mikami stole the pinball machine...
L's writing immature messages on his darboard...
"Kira... smells... like... mouldy fish..."
Matt had stolen Near's Bratz video game...
"Oh yes... you can wear this lovely dress for the party..."
So Near decides to play with is easy-bake oven... oh wait, no, that's a real oven...
"*Sigh* Never trust anything that doesn't cook with a lightbulb..."
Matt is also been converted into pervertedness now. D:
O.o I'm not even gonna bother commenting on this one... you decide what on earth is going on. -_-'
"Screw you weirdos, I'm going back to work :D"
"Heeey~ bby, now Misa's gone..."
";D"
"WHEEEEEEEEEE!"
Meanwhile, Matt's doing a superhero pose...
"Don't you fear, the Mail Man is here!"
And Matsuda thinks he's a bird...
Also... I think Mello needs to see a doctor...
Seriously...
And at the end of the day...
"Hey, Light Yagami, this is the Jeremy Kyle show rip-off phoneline! Where we can test your bodyworks and cause arguments over anything! We're just here to tell you our results show that you're pregnant."
"WAT?"
((The reason for the funky background is because that's actually an old image from before the house got made over. Plus it looks cool. ;D))
*Dramatic music*
"OOH! HOW'S MISA GONNA REACT?"
Now what happened afterwards...
Faced with this shocking (and rather odd) news Light of course needs to reveal the news to the daddy...
"Erm, hi can I talk to you?"
"I have something to talk about... where's the rest of my food?! >:("
"You ate it"
"Oh, yeah I did."
"So anyhow, what was it you needed to talk about, Kami? ;)"
"Erm... I'm pregnant... apparently..."
"OH SWEET MOSES!"
Meanwhile, L's painting a purty picture...
Some time later we can finally tell what he's painting! Shall we have a look?
"Erm... right..."
But anyhow, the main thing is, what does Near think of it?
"Meh, it's alright..."
And some time after that...
"Oh dear god, what's happening? :O"
"Gee Light... you're getting fat... you should try Atkins..."
"Erm, that's not exactly..."
"Why are you so opposed to diets, Light?"
Don't know what that maid's angry about...
"Mikami, it's true! :O"
"Oh dear god you're right! What the hell's going on?"
"Kami, I'm scared~"
"We all are..."
Misa didn't seem to like that hug...
"YOU ££@%$@D!!!! I said I don't permit you hugging people when you need to lose weight! THE WEDDING IS OFF!" *B*tchslap*
"But... we're already married..."
And hours of explaining later...
"So you see, I'm not fat after all, things have just been a bit mixed up... O.o"
"Does that mean Misa produced spermies? O_O"
"...Yeah sure, why not?"
And while a shattered Light falls asleep in his food...
The microwave set itself on fire, and L and the maid decided to blame Near. Despite the fact he's nowhere around...
And some time after that...
Erm... yeah, he got bigger... stay tuned for the birth...
Rating: PG-13/12a
Genre: Slice-Of-Life
Pairings/Characters: Too many to mention. -_-'
Warnings: Picture-heavy, Weirdness, random fanart I picked up somewhere, M-preg, b*tch-slaps, weirdness in general, pervy sims, yaoi/BL, glitches, female sims without undies, silliness, sims on the toilet, cheesiness results of boredom and a heck of a lot of crossovers.
Pleh.
Following the end of niversity, the following happened:
Pretty much everyone began to live on their own...
Their neighbours including Beyond Birthday (That's not rubbish in that bag, just to warn you...)
And several characters from Azumanga Daioh. (I forgot to include a full picture of them. D:)
L in particular, is rather fond of Osaka...
Etc...
etc. etc. etc.
((LxOsaka is an inside gag, I'm not one of those irritating fangirls... well, I am, but still, that was the result of an inside gag, not... oh, never mind...))
That photo was actually taken at a wedding (No, not theirs... they're both too busy discussing evil pigtails to know what commitment is... It was actually Yomi's wedding...) and I happen to have another picture from the event...
NEAR! What are you doing? I know you were younger than the rest when you left college, but that doesn't mean you should be underage drinking! Dear dear Near...
But anyhow...
Although everyone else lived on their own, Misa and Light actually got married (Yes, surprise indeed!)(What's with my sim girls and their love of purple formal wear?)
L and Mello were not invited along to the wedding... something to do with them both becoming extremely drunk at Yomi's wedding and singing The cheeky song during the vows.
And neither were too happy about it...
They actually sneaked into the wedding at the last minute
"We're here for the... wait... why's everyone leaving?"
But anyhow... despite Light and Misa being married, Light still continues his loving relationship with Mikami.
What made things even more complicated was that Mikami also lived with the both of them
Matt and Mello also remained together. Although in fact, they don't quite remember how they got so drunk they started to share their lip gloss... or why they wore lip gloss in the first place...
But anyhow, onto the storyline... did I say storyline? I meant results of boredom...
One time, Light saw Near staring at him through the window...
Feeling rather intimidated, he came outside and asked why he was staring.
Near explained that L was still angry that he didn't get invited before the wedding cake was eaten. (Mello stole a bar of Dairy Milk from Misa, so he wasn't too bothered).
Causing Light's ingenius plan to throw a house party and invite L!
Don't be fooled, he wasn't phoning L in this picture. He was phoning Mikami to tell him to hide all of the booze (And that he loved him, bless'im...) Thus, why he's also picking his nose. When he phones Mikami, he's more comfortable with picking his nose.
And so, the party began!
During which (Lols, expect a nice few Azumanga Daioh cameos now) Mikami and Near managed to get Tomo and Yomi into the hot tub with them...
"You see Near, these lovely ladies will help you out when you eventually hit puberty...."
"O_O"
Osaka noticed a zit on the side of Matt's face...
And later, Matsuda, feeling rather loney, decided to have a pleasant conversation with a phone, Kagura begins stalking Matt, and Osaka is just standing there thinking "LOL PIZZA! :D"
All of a sudden, some random townie arrived, and invited himself onto Light's precious swing!
Much to Light and Mikami's annoyance...
"You invite yourself here and use Kami's swing again, and I'll sakujo your @$$!!!!"
"Yay! Thank you Mikami!"
Meanwhile, Misa tries to win L's forgiveness, and failing...
"What?! So you're saying that it's MY fault those alcopops were so sweet?"
Eventually, there was only one option left...
"You asked him to move in with us?!"
"? :D"
"Why didn't you just kill him?"
"He'd know it was us then!"
"He'd be DEAD you moron!"
"Err..."
"That won't work... *Smooch**Smooch*"
Meanwhile, L went to collect his luggage...
Yes. That was his luggage. (Why does Near seem so happy to watch Mello and Matt snogging?)
Meanwhile...
"I dun' get it B... why did everyone else get to move in apart from us? I feel so unloved..."
"Inorite? I'm actually a pretty nice person, y'know, when I'm not murdering people and all..."
"What did you say
"Nothing..."
After 5 months, 2 weeks and 3 days of not sleeping, it finally gets to L... Oh ho, Misa's gonna get a shock in the morning...
Meanwhile, Light had finally seen the good side of his rivals moving in with him...
"You could have at least made Matt clean the toilet..."
Finding L sleeping next to her affected Misa rather badly:
After a pool party later, a random townie (I think it was the same guy who invited himself on the swing in the last episode... god that guy's annoying) has again invited himself into the household. What does he want this time?
"How dare you wear a swimsuit like that with your appearance! You put shame on the skimpy banana company! If I see you in that swimsuit again, I'll kick your @$$!"
"Mummy!"
*Sob**Sob* "I thought they made me look manly..."
Some time later...
"This'll teach him for critisizing my choice in swimwear... just see his face as his lucky chess table dies..."
Matsuda and Beyond Birthday are discussing how to get more attention from the others... and finally get to move in with them...
"Um... why are we on your bed and why are you in your underwear?"
"... they're my lucky "brainpower" panties"
"Oh..."
"And they've given me a cunning plan!"
And, at the Yagami/Amane/River/Lawliet/Jeevas/Keehl (Whoah, what a mouthful)household...
"Hey there, boys... We're sexy incest twins..."
"Want some of..."
"Beyond, mate, what are you doing? Tricking poor Matsuda into crossdressing with you?
"Who are they, sexy? I'm Barbara, and she's Maureen..."
"Lol, you have man-boobs, Matsuda..."
(Lawl, random Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei cameo)
"...So, that didn't work after all, Itoshiki..."
"Erm... right... so, I hear you kill people, is it okay if you do me a favour, I keep failing it constantly..."
Near being a perv... as usual...
"Ooh, someone's been doing their 'Buns of steel' videos... niiice~"
Beyond Birthday came for a nice ol' visit again, much to the annoyance of Mikami and L
"You're so purty"
"STFU NOOB I'LL GET MAH LADY-MAN-WIFE-LIGHT-KINS (lolwut?) TO SAKJUO UR @$$ 'CUS I LOST MAH..."
"Make-up? You're purty enough without it, bby."
"Soooo... Man-wife, eh? I'll show you who's the man-wife..."
By the looks of it, L has a rather strong finger.
Misa also got a makeover, if that wasn't mentioned in the old one (I forgot)
And because of her getting a job in the showbiz industry, she's been acting a bit of a poser... literally.
"Love, love love, it's midnight... put some bloody clothes on"
Now, the main occurrence of the episode...
So, some idiot decided to take the rubbish out and leave it onto the floor (I don't know who, but I think it was Matsuda on an attempt to get more attention) and the place got infected with cockroaches. As a result, two particular geniuses didn't get that much luck.
Poor Near got the flu. Look at his poor little fragile-L-like body and painful look on his face. ;_;
And Mello also got the flu. Also look at his poor little fragile body as he's slumped onto the couch trying to sleep his sickness away. ;_;
However, no very sick person will get in the way of Light and his daily dose of the Jeremy Kyle Show.
"Move it Mello-Yello, I wanna watch chavs argue over how they slept with the mother's of other chavs and impregnated them!"
"But..."
"CHAVS!"
"But... *Shuffles off* I'm tellin' poppa..."
"Just as planned. >:D"
(L is now apparently "Poppa" now)
"An' he just kicked me off the sofa so he can watchit an' mock former Wammy kids gone bad an'..."
"There there..."
"I Dun' wanna be Near! I wanna be a healthy Misa~!"
"There there..."
"I'm si..."
"Screw you, you're faking it"
(Matt did in fact take advantage of his two friends being sick by... pretending to be sick... ironically, after I finished taking photos for this one, he actually did become sick in truth.)
To make them feel better, L decided to steal neighbour-Itoshiki's fresh plantlife from across the road and make a nice flowery-salad to give them their health back.
And it seems that Near and Mello getting the flu has affected him rather badly also.
"MY POOR BABIES! *Sob**Sob*"
"But isn't it soup sick people normally get?"
"The maid thought it was toilet cleaner..."
"That explains things..."
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? SALAD?!?!? SICK PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE THIS YOU 8@$7@¬#!!! I'D RATHER DRINK TOILET CLEANER THAN THIS $/¬!7!"
With Matt now currently sick, he decides to spend some time in bed.
But seriously Matty... it's Winter... surely it's a bad idea to sleep naked in Winter anyway?
Because the cast of Death Note just can't stand vermin, they've set up "camp" in the upstairs hallway in case it happens again. It actually looks quite a bit nicer than downstairs, imo.
Luckily, Matt's flu didn't last as long as Mello and Near's did, and he's back to full health after sleeping through the night. But I still don't reccomend playing outside with no shirt on when it's as chilly as it is where I am. D:
Meanwhile, word on the street that friendly neighbour Nozomu Itoshiki has moved into a less expensive house. And despite the fact that he had only moved to the house next door, Mello still decided to "welcome him to the neighbourhood" (Aka: Brag about how his house is better)
(Lawl, Tomo Takino and Shion Sonozaki came along as well... Azumanga Daioh, Sayonara Zetubou Sensei, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni and Death Note all in one house... sounds like a bad fanfiction...)
"Oh great... you again... D8"
It seems like neither Mello nor Tomo are paying much attention to the house anymore...
(Pillow fighting should be an official sport)
What a beautiful face.
ITOSHIKI IS A PERVERT! Just look where he's looking! :o
I personally think that Near influenced him.
Just like how he influenced L.
This picture doesn't have anything to do with the "storyline", I just felt that Near is the prettiest out of my sim men, but for some reason I never take a decent picture of his lovely face.
Meanwhile, Misa had decided to buy some new underwear, swimsuits, general skimpy clothing to get Light's attention back (She still doesn't know he's cheating on her with Mikami, she just thinks he hasn't seen much flesh lately). While she was there, she decided to redo her makeup in a photo booth.
"Oh! What are you doing here!"
*Click*
"I've been looking for a decent picture for ages."
And what were the pictures like?
I just want to know how on earth Misa managed to be upside-down in one of them.
LOL, DEATH NOTE/HIGURASHI/AZUMANGA STALKER LINE.
And also... Here's a video of Near dancing with no trousers on. 'Cus we all love fanservice when it's Near fanservice.
"Yo! Matsui!"
"Hey there, I was just passing by and...
*Splash* "Hey!"
((I don't know who the horrified girl in the background is... by the looks of things she's probably one of Matsuda's fangirls))
"YOU $$$"!£%%$£ FACE THE MATSU-POWAH YOU EVIL %$%$££ %%£%$%!!!!"
"He's not making any sense! :O"
"MAH GURN SHALL PAY YOU BACK!"
Lol... wut?
Meanwhile, Near is bored. None of his favourite toys and such are avaliable so he's had to resort to bottles:
Mikami stole the pinball machine...
L's writing immature messages on his darboard...
"Kira... smells... like... mouldy fish..."
Matt had stolen Near's Bratz video game...
"Oh yes... you can wear this lovely dress for the party..."
So Near decides to play with is easy-bake oven... oh wait, no, that's a real oven...
"*Sigh* Never trust anything that doesn't cook with a lightbulb..."
Matt is also been converted into pervertedness now. D:
O.o I'm not even gonna bother commenting on this one... you decide what on earth is going on. -_-'
"Screw you weirdos, I'm going back to work :D"
"Heeey~ bby, now Misa's gone..."
";D"
"WHEEEEEEEEEE!"
Meanwhile, Matt's doing a superhero pose...
"Don't you fear, the Mail Man is here!"
And Matsuda thinks he's a bird...
Also... I think Mello needs to see a doctor...
Seriously...
And at the end of the day...
"Hey, Light Yagami, this is the Jeremy Kyle show rip-off phoneline! Where we can test your bodyworks and cause arguments over anything! We're just here to tell you our results show that you're pregnant."
"WAT?"
((The reason for the funky background is because that's actually an old image from before the house got made over. Plus it looks cool. ;D))
*Dramatic music*
"OOH! HOW'S MISA GONNA REACT?"
Now what happened afterwards...
Faced with this shocking (and rather odd) news Light of course needs to reveal the news to the daddy...
"Erm, hi can I talk to you?"
"I have something to talk about... where's the rest of my food?! >:("
"You ate it"
"Oh, yeah I did."
"So anyhow, what was it you needed to talk about, Kami? ;)"
"Erm... I'm pregnant... apparently..."
"OH SWEET MOSES!"
Meanwhile, L's painting a purty picture...
Some time later we can finally tell what he's painting! Shall we have a look?
"Erm... right..."
But anyhow, the main thing is, what does Near think of it?
"Meh, it's alright..."
And some time after that...
"Oh dear god, what's happening? :O"
"Gee Light... you're getting fat... you should try Atkins..."
"Erm, that's not exactly..."
"Why are you so opposed to diets, Light?"
Don't know what that maid's angry about...
"Mikami, it's true! :O"
"Oh dear god you're right! What the hell's going on?"
"Kami, I'm scared~"
"We all are..."
Misa didn't seem to like that hug...
"YOU ££@%$@D!!!! I said I don't permit you hugging people when you need to lose weight! THE WEDDING IS OFF!" *B*tchslap*
"But... we're already married..."
And hours of explaining later...
"So you see, I'm not fat after all, things have just been a bit mixed up... O.o"
"Does that mean Misa produced spermies? O_O"
"...Yeah sure, why not?"
And while a shattered Light falls asleep in his food...
The microwave set itself on fire, and L and the maid decided to blame Near. Despite the fact he's nowhere around...
And some time after that...
Erm... yeah, he got bigger... stay tuned for the birth...