The Fabulous Code Geass Asylum Challenge: Part 3
PREVIOUSLY ON THE FABULOUS CODE GEASS ASYLUM CHALLENGE...
Lelouch got a sportswear sponsorship deal. Zero-branded sne, now in store at Footlocker! In the Holy Empire of Britannia only.
Rolo is a pervert.
Suzaku and Milly are so BFFs.
Suzaku's cooking knows NO BOUNDARIES.
Lelouch just wants everyone to die.
We begin with another patient screwing up again.
Uh...
Rolo: What a freak.
Suzaku: Inorite? Can't believe I used to bitch about the rest of you with her.
Milly: I don't need Suzaku. You're my new BFF now, Wilson!
And now, your once-an-update dose of FANSERVICE~...
...And your once-an-update dose of FABULOUS~.
Next morning and we have virtual idol thugs stealing our newspapers!
Go to hell, Miku, go to hell.
Rolo and Shirley ran out to lecture her but she'd already disappeared. They used their time outside wisely.
Shirley: So he was just sobbing to me about how he can't get any babies...
Rolo: Oh, what a pathetic mess!
Shirley: I have to say though, he did a rather good job with pissing himself.
Rolo: Oh yeah, he's an expert at that.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER~
I wouldn't be too trustworthy of him Shirley, he kills you in that other universe
Later Lelouch was confronted by said pathetic mess.
Gino: You're a terrible controller-sim, very bad! Very very bad!
Lelouch: Don't take that tone with me, I own you!
Next time one of you sets the kitchen on fire perhaps I won't call for help!
Tempting fate there, aren't you Lulu?
Though Gino seems strangely calm about it. I think it was planned out of spite.
You're not really helping, food-townie. "So you're about to die... but hey, at least you've developed in interest in cooking!"
Actually, Milly and Shirley seem oddly serene too.
Alright, now Gino's lost it.
Milly/Shirley: LOSER~ [/ValleyGirlSpeak]
So, Milly's found a replacement non-ball BFF at last?
Milly: I'm in it for that fine ass.
SCREAMER-FACE.
I was Lelouch was getting sick to death of the patients setting the house alight every five minutes. Let's order Chinese food so no-one has to cook tonight.
Is anyone going to actually accept the delivery?
Shirley: THAT BASTARD IS HOGGING THE BEEF CHOW MEIN!
Then Gino proceeded his attempt to smother Shirley to death.
Thanks to Lulu placing the food awkwardly so only one person could eat at a time (I think he really does want them dead) he ordered a pizza too. Then rammed it into Anya's ribs.
That's right, Pizza Butt, your favourite.
Suzaku: Looks good.
C.C: You're not gettin' any.
I don't think I've seen her this happy.
Easily-pleased I suppose.
I should probably tell you that I'm terrified of that sim.
SCREAMER-FACE.
Oh well, we somehow managed to get a magic lamp, at least.
Not that we'll be using it for a while, because watching them suffer is more fun! :D
What did I say about this asylum attracting newspaper-stealing Vocaloids?
Euphemia: PUT THAT DOWN NOW! OR I'LL... I'll...
Euphemia: ...I'LL JUST KEEP POINTING AND YELLING UNTIL YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY THAT I CAN'T SEE YOU ANY MORE!
In hope of avoiding any further house fires Lelouch encouraged the patients that were currently awake to gather round the TV and watch cooking shows.
Lelouch: You see kids, if you set the potatoes on fire like that, Gordon Ramsay is going to come over and beat you with his violin!
Gino: He wouldn't do that! I'm with child~!
It didn't really work. It just scared the patients into not cooking at all and instead just eating the expired Chinese food.
What you now see is Shirley giving Rolo a lapdance. And Lulu in the background being FABULOUS as usual.
So much so when he does a pirouette his neck blinds you.
Milly: So how about we sneak out of here, go to town...
Milly: Perhaps we could get sexually-harassed by builders when we walk past?
Shirley: And then we can sue them!
The synchronised cleaning looks like the two are rehearsing for a broadway show.
Rolo: You did a terrible thing last night, young lady... you planned to sneak out, go around town... and without me!
Rolo: Hang your head in shame.
Shirley: 'Kay.
Suzaku really loves those chips.
And C.C purposefully steals Rolo's bed for the lulz.
It's amazing that not only does Gino not bother to use the toilet properly but manages to insert his head through the wall at the same time!
Well, look who it isn't!
Lloyd didn't bother waiting for someone to answer the door and just invited himself in.
Lloyd: Why do I even need to? I'm an Asylum Alumni!
Then he took over the piano.
Lloyd: My lonliness is killing me aaaand~ IIIIII~ I must confess I still beliiiiive~
C.C: BEAUTIFUL! YOU GO PIANO-MAN!
Milly: I think I'm losing it, but I feel wonderful!
Lloyd: Yes! My get rich scheme is complete!
What is Lloyd planning to do with that money?
Who will be Milly's next BFF?
Will Shirly remain commited to Rolo?
Will more Vocaloids come and steal the paper?
Find out next time on THE FABULOUS CODE GEASS ASYLUM!