I like character memes when I'm bored. :D
This one is supposed to be OCs, but since I don't have any OCs (Unless my legacy sims count), I'll be using characters from my 3 favourite anime. Because I'm a predictable dork like that. :D
Choose ten of your OCs favourite characters, then answer the questions.
In no particular order... (In such memes, I usually have my characters listed in order of my favourite characters per series, which makes it predictable, I'm mixing them up)
1. Sakaki (Azumanga Daioh)
2. Near (Death Note)
3. Chiyo Mihama (Azumanga Daioh)
4. Kiri Komori (Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei)
5. L (Death Note)
6. Chiri Kitsu (Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
7. Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)
8. Nozomu Itoshiki (Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei)
9. Teru Mikami (Death Note)
10. Tomo Takino (Azumanga Daioh)
1. 4 (Kiri) invites 3 (Chiyo) and 8 (Nozomu) to dinner at their house. What happens?
Well, in some episodes (mainly the summer ones) Kiri lives with Nozomu anyway, so chances are he'd already be there. Chiyo would definitely come, she's too nice to refuse. Chiyo would probably innocently mention something, causing Nozomu going on a flabbergasted rant about said thing that ends in him crying "I'm in despair!", Chiyo would frantically try to calm him down, all while Kiri is hibernating.
2. 9 (Teru) tries to get 5 (L) to go to a strip club. What happens?
L would stay for about half an hour, get bored and then sneak out and use all that spare change on sweets.
3. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose: 1 (Sakaki) or 6 (Chiri)?
Sakaki. Definitely Sakaki. Chiri's a psycho, if I don't sleep with the pillow at a perfect angle she'd probably set her ultra-sharp spade on me. :O
4. 2 (Near) and 7 (Osaka) are making out. 10 (Tomo) walks in. What is their reaction?
"OH MY GOD, I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE!!!" Before constantly irritating the both of them with "Near and Osaka sitting in a tree..." rhymes, repeatedly asking if they've done "it" yet, demanding to know what "it" was like (whether they did or not), making inappropriate jokes about the two of them... generally being annoying.
5. 3 (Chiyo) falls in love with 6 (Chiri). 8 (Nozomu) is jealous. What happens?
Well, that's rather strange, since Nozomu is usually terrified of Chiri. Unless it's Chiyo he's perving over. Which in either case, would make him a paedophile, and he'd probably get arrested. The news will come out somehow.
6. 4 (Kiri) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: 10 (Tomo), 2 (Near), or 7 (Osaka)?
Well, Tomo was probably involved in this in the first place, and Osaka would be distracted by something, or wouldn't notice at all. So I guess that leaves Near. But I doubt he'd do much either, to be honest.
7. 1 (Sakaki) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
She's attempting to make something cutesy, probably a cake or biscuit in the shape of a kitten. But chances are, it goes wrong, cue Sakaki-depression.
8. 3 (Chiyo) has to marry either 8 (Nozomu), 4 (Kiri), or 9 (Teru). Whom do they choose?
Probably Kiri, she's the closest to Chiyo's age. I think Chiyo's sensible enough not to marry pervy old men.
9. 7 (Osaka) kidnaps 2 (Near) and demands something from 5 (L) for 2's release. What is it?
Chiyo's pigtails, or a seaslug. Something weird. I don't think she'd get either though, bearing in mind she's holding hosting the second-in-line-to-be-the-world's-greatest-detective and is giving ransom notes to the world's greatest detective, they'd probably work out an ingenious escape route without any sacrifices. Besides, with Osaka being the villian, I doubt they'd have much trouble.
10. Everyone gangs up on 3 (Chiyo). Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Not at all.
11. Everyone is invited to 2 (Near) and 10 (Tomo)'s wedding except for 8 (Nozomu). How do they react?
Near and Tomo? How the hell did that work out? Chances are poor Nozomu will feel that no-one cares about him and will go into despair as a result.
12. Why is 6 (Chiri) afraid of 7 (Osaka)?
Who isn't afraid of Osaka and her "I thought it was a frying pan" shenanigans?
13. 1 (Sakaki) arrives late for 2 (Near) and 10 (Tomo)'s wedding. What happens, and why were they late?
Tomo would probably make a scene, then the ceremony would go on as normal. And Sakaki was late because she was being attacked by cats.
14. 5 (L) and 9 (Teru) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
The night out to the strip club was fun then?
Teru probably lost the death note, we're safe. And if that bizarre dream about drunk-L I had a while back was any truth, L would be screaming "I'M A MAN, I'M A MAN!" and locking innocent people in portaloos.
15. 9 (Teru) murders 2 (Near)'s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
This sounds like it would actually happen in Death Note. O_O If Near had friends anyway, he seems kind of a loner.
But anyway, bearing in mind this is most likely related to the Kira issue, probably the exact same thing that happens in the final episode.
16. 6 (Chiri) and 1 (Sakaki) are in mortal peril and only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
I seriously doubt Chiri would sacrifice herself to save Sakaki. If anything she'd probably be involved in said mortal peril.
17. 8 (Nozomu) and 3 (Chiyo) go camping. For some reason they forgot to bring along any food. What do they do?
Don't worry, Chiyo brought an emergency map that shows the path to the nearest supermarket! We're saved! Nozomu, put that noose down.
18. 5 (L) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 (Mikami) do?
Put him out his misery.