Dear Hotties,

[kezipper]

You are gorgeous and you know how to show it. You know what cuts and materials show off your beautiful muscles. You pick colors that bring out your eyes and highlight your perfect skin. You smile just enough to show off the teeth that genetics or a great orthodontist gave you, maybe even some dimples in that oh-so-delectable complexion.

Now please, for the love all things holy and the sake of my daydreams, do NOT waste those artistically-formed lips on speech.