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Aug 07, 2006 18:20

I am no longer in Hut 7, but in Hut 5.

I don't really mind, as I don't have many things to move, however, Mr. Demyx said that Hut 7 would be a lucky hut. I don't understand, but I suppose that doesn't really matter anymore...

Changing topics entirely... this heat is really starting to get to me. It's summer right now, right? I think so... I'm so ( Read more... )

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half_of_soul August 8 2006, 03:32:41 UTC
...you a vampire robot, or something? T.T

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keytomyfreedom August 8 2006, 03:40:12 UTC
N-N-No..! I-I'm not... I mean... I'm... I'm not a robot! A-And... I-I'm not a... vampire, either!! I'm... I'm an artificial human, n-not a robot... and... I need blood because... Paracelsus... and... bandages... and... It makes Paracelsus stronger... a-and... Iwanttotakecareofhimand...

... *sigh*

[xD I wonder how she found that out, though? "LET'S FEED BLOOD TO THE GIANT, LIVING KEY AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS" or something.
Like the guy who first tugged on the udders of a cow. o_O]

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half_of_soul August 8 2006, 03:42:36 UTC
Paracelsus? -__- Ooh...so you're a vampire robot with split personalities? ^__^

[Hey, that guy was a genius. A true VISIONARY...]

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keytomyfreedom August 8 2006, 03:57:14 UTC
N-No! I'm an artificial human, not a robot or even an android! I'm a person! A-And... I'm not a vampire! Or have split-personality disorder...

Paracelsus is, um, a key-shaped axe created during the Crusades, the hundred-year war between the humans and the Gears, back when blacktech was still legal... Um... I forgot the year... maybe... 2010? No, that was when Japan was destroyed... but, um, Paracelsus was created with a soul, something I don't have, s-so he's alive even more than I am... and blood makes him stronger, so when I don't have to use him to fight I let him have some of my own... But I can't give him too much, because then he'll transform, and I'd rather he didn't if I wasn't using him to fight...

[xDD Oh yes. Right up there with Einstein.]

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half_of_soul August 8 2006, 04:05:15 UTC
...right. PSYCHOOOOOO.

So now you need blood to feed a hunk of old metal, right?

[HA. E=mc squared? WE COULD TOTALLY DO WITHOUT THAT. But live without milk--BAH.]

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keytomyfreedom August 8 2006, 04:27:03 UTC
Ah... b-but... I.. .//.;;;;;

P... Paracelsus is NOT a "hunk of old metal", THANKYOUVERYMUCH, you annoying little kid!

[THE MORE IMPORTANT CHOICE IS OBVIOUS. Milk helps build strong bones. :| What does e=mc2 do for our brats children OF THE FUTURE? Nothing! D: *kirred*
Oh, and sorry, Hikaru, but A.B.A. is very needlessly protective of her giant keyblade. D:]

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half_of_soul August 8 2006, 04:31:24 UTC
Good-bye! ::waves::

[BUT OF COURSE. THE GUY NEEDS A MONUMENT.
::laugh:: Well, Hikaru's just a moron.]

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keytomyfreedom August 8 2006, 04:38:45 UTC
Ugh, you will regret those words, you brat! If you even live to regret them!

[AND A BIG PLAQUE THAT READS "First Guy That Tugged On Udders: We will always remember your immense courage and unmatched intelligence." And then a tiny footnote: "But not your name, I guess."
A lovable moron, though. D:]

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half_of_soul August 8 2006, 04:44:15 UTC
Well shit. I just get myself into one life-threatening situation after another, here...damn.

Please don't be angry, miss. I'm afraid I'm just not acquainted with your culture. I don't want to die, really. I was just joking about the metal thing...I'm sure Paracelsus is a very fine soul, indeed.

In fact, I was going to offer long-term blood donation, but...::sigh:: I guess I'll just have to die...

[Three bets the plaque will have obscene graffiti all over it in, say, two days?
...I think Hikaru's getting a brain, now, after having been threatened with death five times in the past...week >.<]

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keytomyfreedom August 8 2006, 05:06:03 UTC
...Oh.. Oh! I-I'm sorry, I guess I got a little angry... ^^;;;;; Um, I'm sorry, I'm kind of... I... Paracelsus is very important to me. ^^;;

O-Oh, you don't have to do that, it's alright..! I'm not sure how much longer I would have lived outside of this desert, anyway, so if I die now it doesn't make that much of a difference...

[Two whole days? You're quite the omptimist. xD
Aww, poor Hikaru. DDDDD: He really doesn't know when to shut up, though. xDD *pokes episodes 15-16 (I think those were the ones :O Somewhere in that general vacinity. xD;)* Don't be scared of A.B.A., she just wants to be friends. xDDD Or, more accurately, I want her to be friends with Hikaru. D: ...andDemyxtoo]

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half_of_soul August 8 2006, 05:16:28 UTC
Ne, that’s okay! ^___^ If anyone called Kaoru a “stupid gangly dork,” I’d be likely to kill them too. So sorry ;_____;

I don’t think any more people need to die, really I should know, since the first target’s me. It’d be fun to donate…blood! And if mine’s not enough, I’m sure the rest of the Host Club would be glad to after proper coercing…

Does it matter which, uh, type?

[Well, half a day if they use spray-paint -.-;;;
Too late, he’s freaked out of his mind, hence the nice + politeness. Let’s be friends! YAY! Since Hikaru’s going to be permanently on his guard now, he won’t piss A.B.A. off anymore XD]

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keytomyfreedom August 8 2006, 05:31:22 UTC
I-I suppose... but really, y-you don't need to be sorry... How embarassing...

N-Not really, for some reason... I'm not too sure how I was made to accept any kind of blood, but all it needs to be is human... b-but, really, it's alright, you don't need to do that! E-Especially after I snapped at you like that... o///o;; I..I can tell you're not all that comfortable with the idea, really. I'm sure I'll be fine, t-truly.

[While it's being presented, I'd say. :O
xD;; A.B.A.'s found the key to making Hikaru nice~! (ew, unintended puns) Hooray! xD They'll have, um, great fun, maybe?]

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half_of_soul August 8 2006, 05:36:15 UTC
Why, madam! Where did you get that idea? I've never been more comfortable with anything in my life! ::crosses heart::

Really, I insist. It was all my fault, to begin with. Perhaps you could even introduce me to Sir Paracelsus, as well ^____^

["And today we are presenting the Most Noble Plaque of Udder Stardom--no pun intended, of course. Shortly after this presentation, we will hold a 3-hour session for graffiti, so please withold your spray paint until then. Thank you."

Haha, Hikaru's going to be an absolute angel to A.B.A. now XD No fun for Hika]

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keytomyfreedom August 8 2006, 06:29:55 UTC
Well... few people would be... and you're acting, um, kind of strange..

...Introduce...? ... *small blush* I think he'd like that..! ^//^

[*dies* Oh jeez. That's priceless. xDD

Aww, but A.B.A. feels bad. D:]

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half_of_soul August 10 2006, 18:54:21 UTC
Strange? Why, m'lady, art thou so cruel? ;_____;

But really, there's nothing I like more than donating blood! It's very, liberating ^___^;;

That's wonderful! I've never met a real gentleman before ^___^ When can I come over?

[Aw...Hikaru's still on Weird!Freaked-out!Mode ^.^;;;]

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keytomyfreedom August 10 2006, 18:57:10 UTC
C-Cruel...? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be...!

Um... you really think so..?

^//^; Um.. whenever you'd like would be alright...

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