Cesc's World Cup Key Party
Title: Cesc’s World Cup Key Party!
Guest List: Cesc Fabregas, Gonzalo Higuain, Sergio Ramos, David Silva, Pepe Reina, Steven Gerrard, Fabio Cannavaro, Iker Casillas, Fernando Torres, Daniel Agger, John Terry, Frank Lampard, Yoann Gorcuff, Raul Albiol, Kaka, Robin Van Persie, David Villa, Cristiano Ronaldo, Xabi Alonso, Jesus Navas
Rating: PG 13
Disclaimer: The thoughts I write have little relevance in reality
Words: 1000
Cesc laid out the last of the bowls of skittles and popcorn. Iker was going to freak when he saw all the bad foods he’d brought in, but it was a party after all. You could hardly have a party with energy bars and carrot sticks.
He double checked the invitation list. Sergio had told him that you had to be careful to invite even numbers and be sure that boyfriends didn’t get left off or you there was trouble. He fretted. This was his first key party and he didn’t want to mess it up.
The doorbell rang, and soon the room was full of fit footballers. Everyone had filled their names out on the cards he’d provided, and were sitting around enjoying the snacks and catching up with club mates they hadn’t seen in awhile.
David Silva had commandeered a bowl of Skittles and was systematically working his way through it. Cesc approached him and took a handful. “Should we start?”
“Sure!” Silva grinned happily.
Cesc shook his head and stuffed the candy in his mouth. Retrieving the bowl of cards, he cleared his throat.
“Hi everyone!”
“HI CESC!” called Nando and Sergio who were cuddled up on a love seat.
Cesc flushed and waved. “Okay. Uhm...so...”
“Just pick the cards already!” Villa yelled. “We’re horny as hell."
Iker got up and glared at Villa who just bitch-faced him. He took the bowl from Cesc. “You pick.”
Cesc beamed at Iker and pulled out two cards. “Alright. Our first victims are....David Silva...”
His face full of sugar, Silva looked started. He attempted to swallow and nearly choked himself.
“And Jesus Navas!” (4jinx_removing )
Coughing and sputtering, Silva went flaming red as he looked at his gorgeous teammate. Jesus was shaking his head and got up from his perch. Collecting a full bowl of Skittles, he headed up the stairs.
Silva scampered after, not able to make eye contact with anyone.
Iker rolled his eyes.
Cesc grinned. “And now we have....Pepe Reina...and Gonzalo Higuain!” (vintagegal16 )
“WHOO!” Pepe stood up and did a little dance around the coffee table, much to the delight of everyone else. Iggy went red in the face. “I got your Argie, Iker!”
Iker laughed out loud, and Cesc frowned. HIS Argie?
Pepe ran over to Iggy and picked him up right off the couch. “Laters!”
“Your Argie?” Cesc muttered.
Iker grabbed his ass. “Don’t be jealous.”
“Hmph,” Cesc replied and jammed his hand in for two more cards. “Fabio Cannavaro and Steven Gerrard!” (acrayonsmile )
Stevie look startled. He looked around, not even having realized the Italian was there. He felt rather nervous all the sudden.
Fabio gave him a slow smile and got up.
Stevie’s palms got sweaty.
“Be kind to the Scouser, Canna!” Sergio Ramos called, and Stevie gave him a look of death.
Sergio blew a kiss.
Cesc grinned. “Alright, settle!” He fished in again. “Kaka and Frank Lampard.” (tempered_rose )
“Nice,” Frank Lampard said, and got up with an easy smile. He ignored the evil look Cris was giving him, and reached a hand out to Ricky.
Ricky smiled back.
“Next up...Iker Casillas!” Cesc crowed.
“WHOOO! I WANT I WANT!” Sergio yelled.
“Sit down Ramos!” Iker said, and the next thing he knew, Sergio’s pants were on his head.
“SERGIO!” Cesc protested, but he was laughing too hard to be serious. He fumbled for another card. “And Xabi Alonso!” (runningmascara )
“I already had him!” Xabi protested, but it was amused.
Iker shoved the bowl at Cesc and left with Xabi.
“Okay then...” Cesc reached in. “Cristiano Ronaldo...and...Robin Van Persie.” (shana0809 )
Cesc looked at his Arsenal teammate in alarm, but Robin looked amused. “Come on, Crispy.”
Cris scowled, but followed.
“Okay, then...Yoann Gorcuff...and Fernando Torres!” (rainstorm20 )
“Oh YES!” Nando got up. “I got a HOT one...” He high fived Sergio.
“Bed him well, my son,” Sergio called.
Not speaking a word of Spanish, Yoann looked confused, but went along willingly enough.
“And now Sergio Ramos...”
“Wait Nando!” Sergio called. “I’m next!”
Nando paused on the stairs as Cesc glanced at the second card, and then nervously at Nando.
“Well, read it out, Fabs.”
“Daniel Agger.” (totally_loca )
There was a silence for a moment in the room, but then Nando smiled. “You got a hot one too, Ramos.”
Sergio smiled gratefully. “I sure did.”
Danny let out the breath he was holding and beamed at Sergio. “I tell you all about it later, Nando.”
“How about you both tell me all about it later?” Nando grinned wickedly and dragged off his Frenchman.
Cesc managed to breathe again. That could have been ugly. “Right. John Terry...” Cesc prayed and prayed for his name to come out... Damn. “And David Villa.” (trainmad )
Villa grinned widely, and JT shook his head. JT’d had David Silva last time out. Why not complete the set?
Cesc watched them leave and realized he only had one card left. “Raul Albiol...”
Raul was the only one left sitting there, but...
“Wait...I thought we had an even number,” Cesc said, and started to panic, wondering if he’d lost someone.
Raul laughed. “It’s me and you, Cescy.” (lovinthelads )
“Oh...” Cesc realized. “OH!”
“Come on, Cescy. Let’s get into those Spidey Pants, shall we?”
The assignments:
David Silva/Jesus Navas (4jinx_removing )
Pepe Reina/Gonzalo Higuain (vintagegal16 )
Fabio Cannavaro/Steven Gerrard (acrayonsmile )
Kaka/Frank Lampard (tempered_rose )
Iker Casillas/Xabi Alonso (runningmascara )
Cristiano Ronaldo/Robin Van Persie (shana0809 )
Yoann Gorcuff/Fernando Torres (rainstorm20 )
Sergio Ramos/Daniel Agger (totally_loca )
John Terry/David Villa (trainmad )
Cesc Fabregas/Raul Albiol (lovinthelads )
Note: Be sure to link this post when you post your fics. If you don't finish in a week, Cesc will come find you and stuff cheesy poofs up your nose!
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Guest List: Cesc Fabregas, Gonzalo Higuain, Sergio Ramos, David Silva, Pepe Reina, Steven Gerrard, Fabio Cannavaro, Iker Casillas, Fernando Torres, Daniel Agger, John Terry, Frank Lampard, Yoann Gorcuff, Raul Albiol, Kaka, Robin Van Persie, David Villa, Cristiano Ronaldo, Xabi Alonso, Jesus Navas
Rating: PG 13
Disclaimer: The thoughts I write have little relevance in reality
Words: 1000
Cesc laid out the last of the bowls of skittles and popcorn. Iker was going to freak when he saw all the bad foods he’d brought in, but it was a party after all. You could hardly have a party with energy bars and carrot sticks.
He double checked the invitation list. Sergio had told him that you had to be careful to invite even numbers and be sure that boyfriends didn’t get left off or you there was trouble. He fretted. This was his first key party and he didn’t want to mess it up.
The doorbell rang, and soon the room was full of fit footballers. Everyone had filled their names out on the cards he’d provided, and were sitting around enjoying the snacks and catching up with club mates they hadn’t seen in awhile.
David Silva had commandeered a bowl of Skittles and was systematically working his way through it. Cesc approached him and took a handful. “Should we start?”
“Sure!” Silva grinned happily.
Cesc shook his head and stuffed the candy in his mouth. Retrieving the bowl of cards, he cleared his throat.
“Hi everyone!”
“HI CESC!” called Nando and Sergio who were cuddled up on a love seat.
Cesc flushed and waved. “Okay. Uhm...so...”
“Just pick the cards already!” Villa yelled. “We’re horny as hell."
Iker got up and glared at Villa who just bitch-faced him. He took the bowl from Cesc. “You pick.”
Cesc beamed at Iker and pulled out two cards. “Alright. Our first victims are....David Silva...”
His face full of sugar, Silva looked started. He attempted to swallow and nearly choked himself.
“And Jesus Navas!” (4jinx_removing )
Coughing and sputtering, Silva went flaming red as he looked at his gorgeous teammate. Jesus was shaking his head and got up from his perch. Collecting a full bowl of Skittles, he headed up the stairs.
Silva scampered after, not able to make eye contact with anyone.
Iker rolled his eyes.
Cesc grinned. “And now we have....Pepe Reina...and Gonzalo Higuain!” (vintagegal16 )
“WHOO!” Pepe stood up and did a little dance around the coffee table, much to the delight of everyone else. Iggy went red in the face. “I got your Argie, Iker!”
Iker laughed out loud, and Cesc frowned. HIS Argie?
Pepe ran over to Iggy and picked him up right off the couch. “Laters!”
“Your Argie?” Cesc muttered.
Iker grabbed his ass. “Don’t be jealous.”
“Hmph,” Cesc replied and jammed his hand in for two more cards. “Fabio Cannavaro and Steven Gerrard!” (acrayonsmile )
Stevie look startled. He looked around, not even having realized the Italian was there. He felt rather nervous all the sudden.
Fabio gave him a slow smile and got up.
Stevie’s palms got sweaty.
“Be kind to the Scouser, Canna!” Sergio Ramos called, and Stevie gave him a look of death.
Sergio blew a kiss.
Cesc grinned. “Alright, settle!” He fished in again. “Kaka and Frank Lampard.” (tempered_rose )
“Nice,” Frank Lampard said, and got up with an easy smile. He ignored the evil look Cris was giving him, and reached a hand out to Ricky.
Ricky smiled back.
“Next up...Iker Casillas!” Cesc crowed.
“WHOOO! I WANT I WANT!” Sergio yelled.
“Sit down Ramos!” Iker said, and the next thing he knew, Sergio’s pants were on his head.
“SERGIO!” Cesc protested, but he was laughing too hard to be serious. He fumbled for another card. “And Xabi Alonso!” (runningmascara )
“I already had him!” Xabi protested, but it was amused.
Iker shoved the bowl at Cesc and left with Xabi.
“Okay then...” Cesc reached in. “Cristiano Ronaldo...and...Robin Van Persie.” (shana0809 )
Cesc looked at his Arsenal teammate in alarm, but Robin looked amused. “Come on, Crispy.”
Cris scowled, but followed.
“Okay, then...Yoann Gorcuff...and Fernando Torres!” (rainstorm20 )
“Oh YES!” Nando got up. “I got a HOT one...” He high fived Sergio.
“Bed him well, my son,” Sergio called.
Not speaking a word of Spanish, Yoann looked confused, but went along willingly enough.
“And now Sergio Ramos...”
“Wait Nando!” Sergio called. “I’m next!”
Nando paused on the stairs as Cesc glanced at the second card, and then nervously at Nando.
“Well, read it out, Fabs.”
“Daniel Agger.” (totally_loca )
There was a silence for a moment in the room, but then Nando smiled. “You got a hot one too, Ramos.”
Sergio smiled gratefully. “I sure did.”
Danny let out the breath he was holding and beamed at Sergio. “I tell you all about it later, Nando.”
“How about you both tell me all about it later?” Nando grinned wickedly and dragged off his Frenchman.
Cesc managed to breathe again. That could have been ugly. “Right. John Terry...” Cesc prayed and prayed for his name to come out... Damn. “And David Villa.” (trainmad )
Villa grinned widely, and JT shook his head. JT’d had David Silva last time out. Why not complete the set?
Cesc watched them leave and realized he only had one card left. “Raul Albiol...”
Raul was the only one left sitting there, but...
“Wait...I thought we had an even number,” Cesc said, and started to panic, wondering if he’d lost someone.
Raul laughed. “It’s me and you, Cescy.” (lovinthelads )
“Oh...” Cesc realized. “OH!”
“Come on, Cescy. Let’s get into those Spidey Pants, shall we?”
The assignments:
David Silva/Jesus Navas (4jinx_removing )
Pepe Reina/Gonzalo Higuain (vintagegal16 )
Fabio Cannavaro/Steven Gerrard (acrayonsmile )
Kaka/Frank Lampard (tempered_rose )
Iker Casillas/Xabi Alonso (runningmascara )
Cristiano Ronaldo/Robin Van Persie (shana0809 )
Yoann Gorcuff/Fernando Torres (rainstorm20 )
Sergio Ramos/Daniel Agger (totally_loca )
John Terry/David Villa (trainmad )
Cesc Fabregas/Raul Albiol (lovinthelads )
Note: Be sure to link this post when you post your fics. If you don't finish in a week, Cesc will come find you and stuff cheesy poofs up your nose!
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