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APARTMENT FOR RENT!
January to April and possibly onward!
A vacancy just opened up in the Alabaster Lounge, the upscale performers only, three bed, two bathroom apartment in the Upper Upper East Side! (Read: “East Harlem”).
The building features such amenities as:
At least six Italian men (HELLO LADIES!)
An Awesome Landlord (Also Italian)
AND HIS CUTE BABY!
Thirty second walk from the 4/5/6 subway line
Forty second walk from a Duane Reade and a Pathmark
A roof for sweet parties
The Apartment features such amenities as:
Your own sweet Bedroom with full bed!
Gas Range/Stove
Big-ass flat screen T.V.
Kitchen with all the Fixin’s (Pots, Pans, Knives, ETC!)
AND STAINLESS STEEL COUNTERS!
Brick Walls
Huge Living space
Shower/Bathtub
One sarcastic boy
One boring and sensible Boy
One hot girl who bakes lots of cookies
Rent is $750 a month, which includes cable, water, and heating
Gas and Electric is an additional $20
Call Garry at 347 697 8737
We require payment up front for your first month, a sense of humor, and that you are totally cool. And clean. And possibly good looking? That would be a huge plus. And if you’re gonna smoke do it outside. On the cool fire escape which we have. Trust us: it’s really freakin’ cool. Yes, it’s in the ghetto, suck it up, get cultured.
January to April and possibly onward!
A vacancy just opened up in the Alabaster Lounge, the upscale performers only, three bed, two bathroom apartment in the Upper Upper East Side! (Read: “East Harlem”).
The building features such amenities as:
At least six Italian men (HELLO LADIES!)
An Awesome Landlord (Also Italian)
AND HIS CUTE BABY!
Thirty second walk from the 4/5/6 subway line
Forty second walk from a Duane Reade and a Pathmark
A roof for sweet parties
The Apartment features such amenities as:
Your own sweet Bedroom with full bed!
Gas Range/Stove
Big-ass flat screen T.V.
Kitchen with all the Fixin’s (Pots, Pans, Knives, ETC!)
AND STAINLESS STEEL COUNTERS!
Brick Walls
Huge Living space
Shower/Bathtub
One sarcastic boy
One boring and sensible Boy
One hot girl who bakes lots of cookies
Rent is $750 a month, which includes cable, water, and heating
Gas and Electric is an additional $20
Call Garry at 347 697 8737
We require payment up front for your first month, a sense of humor, and that you are totally cool. And clean. And possibly good looking? That would be a huge plus. And if you’re gonna smoke do it outside. On the cool fire escape which we have. Trust us: it’s really freakin’ cool. Yes, it’s in the ghetto, suck it up, get cultured.