Rejected Fanfic Ideas (FREE!)
Here are some story ideas I decided not to churn out into text. Anyone reading them here may take them.
-Harry Potter and Twilight crossover in which Bella confronts Professor Snape because she slept with him too. In this case, though, Snape would prefer that Bella get lost because that was a long time ago and also she gave him a supernatural venereal disease that he had to explain to the nurse at Hogwart's.
-Sherlock Holmes/Dr. Watson slash set in one of the opium dens that Watson tries to drag Holmes out of, followed by The Mystery Of Why They're Naked In The Street With Unexplained Injuries the next day.
-A pairing of Darth Vader and Bea Arthur's bartender character from The Star Wars Holiday Special. Darth Vader shows up disguised in a different helmet, suit, etc. and decides to get drunk. Serious beer goggles ensue.
-Star Trek Spock Mpreg with a made-up, Vulcans-are-different scientific explanation. Dr. McCoy has to find and give the paternity results to Starfleet General Maury Povich or everyone will die for some weirder reason.
-Star Trek: The Next Generation story about a giant female alien blob thing that demands to be satisfied sexually via Picard sticking his bald head... Okay, maybe not this one.
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