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[SHINee] I can't sleep because of mosquitoes!!!!!!
Minho: Mosquito! Go away go far away!!

[Key] Happy 19th birthday~ Have a good day ^^ Next year Kibum will be 20! '-'*
Jonghyun: Is it a special day today~?

[Onew] Oppa!! Why are your responses so short keke. Send a long~ one!!
Onew: Loooooooooooooooooooooong response

[Jonghyun] Jonghyun-ah!!!! Noona was just about to eat but I cried after seeing your response
Jonghyun: Don't lie, you didn't cry.

[SHINee] Did you say happy birthday to Key? Hehe
Jonghyun: No heh.

[Onew] I say On to the Ew, you say Noo to the Na
Onew: Re to the sponse

[Onew] 2nd in rank Lee Jinki!! Please translate "never seen this kid hitting flow like this before"!
Onew: Oh this is hard ,,,

[Key] I'm hungry feed me ㅠ^ㅠ
Key: Mam~~ma! (means food in baby talk)
[Key] Mamma kekeke. Did oppa eat mamma?
Key: Mama ate mamma

[SHINee] I like and love you guys but why don't you guys love me!! Love me!!
Onew: Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken

[Taemin] No!! Don't sleep!! Play with me ㅜㅜ
Key: No, Taemin's sleeping on my shoulder

[Jonghyun] Oppa tell me how to grow taller~~
Jonghyun: Teach me first..

[Jonghyun] I'm sleepy in class ㅠㅠ I'm falling asleep ㅠㅠ what do I do? ㅠㅠ
Jonghyun: Then just sleep without worrying heh

[Jonghyun] How many centimeters are your legs.....
Jonghyun: Why would you ask?
[Jonghyun] It looks long compared to your height...
Jonghyun: Ah.....-_-.....does it? Compared to my height..?