im a girl

[keyboardcowboy]

so today at work, me and the weez were pulling out a 600 pound gun safe for a customer and i came very close to never walking again.
it was awesome.
wes was pulling the pallet jack with me holding on to the safe so it didnt fall over.
well he keeps pulling and it gets stuck right at the door and guess what
i fall over and the safe comes falling over too
i let out the girliest scream imaginable
this safe comes crashing down on top of me or so i thought.
the trusty pallet jack jumps in the way barely saving my life
a thin piece of metal protected my legs and upper half of my body but no one else could see that
all they could see was my little foot sticking out from under the safe
all these people come running over with the scardest looks on their faces only to see me and wes cracking up laughing( i still havent dragged myself out yet) so im laughing and wes is laughing while everyone else thinks im smooshed
it was awesome

oh yea and i really did scream like a little girl, one of my managers thought it was a little girl under the safe from the sound of the scream
i kid you not
yes i know i cant spell or type