Jokes
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said, "All right, but we're not going to get much done."
I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud "I've already got one!"
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be shitting herself.
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in america if blind people were given pointed sticks?
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?.......Being raped"
A woman came up to me and said “Your a Fattest” and I said “No, You’re fattest.”
I saw a sign on a store window that said "Open 7 days a week... including Sundays"
I have a T-shirt that says on the front "Im with Stupid"... and on the back it says "Center for the Special Needs"
Jesus loves you... but hes not in-love with you.
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said, "All right, but we're not going to get much done."
I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud "I've already got one!"
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be shitting herself.
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in america if blind people were given pointed sticks?
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?.......Being raped"
A woman came up to me and said “Your a Fattest” and I said “No, You’re fattest.”
I saw a sign on a store window that said "Open 7 days a week... including Sundays"
I have a T-shirt that says on the front "Im with Stupid"... and on the back it says "Center for the Special Needs"
Jesus loves you... but hes not in-love with you.