I am SO marrying a dude.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I think Velcro is giving in to my emocatboy's bird-catching charms. That, or she is using him as a clever vehicle for free birds. Which, if that is the case, I will be very proud. Proud like a momma duck when her baby duckies learn to swim. Is that horrible of me?

I sent in my college application today.

Also! I totally have been playing Fable (don't ask where I got the Xbox. No you really don't want to know.) and I am not doing very well. I have like no moneys. Also I want to get that one back tattoo that makes you like crazy attractive to the wimminz but you have to either A. Break these barrels like right next to where a guard is and I don't have enough moneys to pay off the fine I'd get or B. do this rediculous miniquest thing where this dude makes you look like an asshole and get all these stupid haircuts and I don't have the money for all the haircuts (I am a tool). Being a good guy is WAY too hard in this game!! I am thinking of maybe just killing some children or something and growing some EVIL DUDE horns. Since it's so damn easy. :\

Aaaaaand I'm going to the doctor in a few days. Wish me luck!!

PS: DAWNIE YOU ARE A DEAD PERSON