This whole story about the Whitehouse party-crashers has got to have the all-time world record for highest coverage-to-importance ratio by now, right? I don't even watch the news all that much and I'm sick of it. I just watched some idiot senator from New York rant on Fox News* for a full five minutes about how The Administration Needs To Accept Responsibility.
How is it even physically possible for anyone to give even a tiny fraction of a fucklet about this? Even the Tiger Woods car crash story is more interesting, as evidenced by this 100% accurate Chinese news reenactment:
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* Yeah, yeah, I didn't pick it, it was just what was on in the doctors' lounge.