Day 140: ~ Gift ~

[key_destination]

[Computer flashes on with a view of a open white box and a small card sitting on a table. In the background is the sleeping form of Roxas with a glowing, twig-like device sitting on his head. The feed begins to blur and shut off as the DC Mini's program starts to kick in.]

~Welcome to DC Mini~
Subject: Stable
Status: Processing . . . Connection

Comments

[8deathtaed8]

At first glance, the throne room is beautiful, however you only need to look at it for a second before you realize how flawed it actually is.

As you can so painfully see, the tips of thrones B1 and B2 could not be more uneven unless they were, in fact, thrones C1 and C2. It is also to be noted that the subjects of each throne, for reasons I can't even BEGIN to fathom have risen their seats up to different levels. A perfect sloping from subject A would have been aesthetically pleasing but it appears to be completely arbitrary. Some may even argue that D1 is sitting higher than C1 but as that is clearly not the case with C2 and D2, I can't even begin to rationalize what went through their heads!

Overall, I give that throne room a D- and that, in my opinion, for something that has turned my stomach and made me feel like vomiting all over, is very generous!

[key_destination]

That room is based on ranks and I didn't make it either. The Castle made it.

[8deathtaed8]

Being a castle is no excuse for such a poor set-up! Clearly your castle needs Castle Lessons from the beautiful Herstmonceux Castle!

[key_destination]

"Herstmonceux Castle"? Never heard of it.

[8deathtaed8]

A wonderfully symmetrical castle from the outside walls to the inside garden! Truly a sight to behold!

[key_destination]

So it's in your world? Hmmm...

Well, we don't use that room a lot anyways. Only for really important meetings.

[8deathtaed8]

That's lucky for you. Too much time in there and I'd go insane!

[key_destination]

I guess I'm just used to it. The Castle looks like that all over the place.

[8deathtaed8]

All...over the place?

[key_destination]

Yeah...But I normally go to other worlds instead of just sitting around inside.

[8deathtaed8]

Anything to get out of that heinous room, I'm sure.

[key_destination]

Well, I actually get sent on a lot of missions or I'm hanging out with my friends. It's not really about the room.

[8deathtaed8]

Then WHY does the room exist?

[key_destination]

For meetings. I guess the higher ups use it more than I do.

[8deathtaed8]

Is there a suggestion box for your company?

[key_destination]

No...